Definition funny of Moorpark:

urbanWe have that mammoth they dug up, that guy from Top Chef, a nationally acclaimed Academic Decathalon team, a combined gym/movie theater, about 400 supermarkets and pizza places, and, of course, we have more god damn parks than you. Moorpark. Fuck yeah.

urbanA typical conversation in Moorpark: Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do? Person 2: I dunno, we could go to Tierra Rejada park, or Mountain Meadows park, or Campus Canyon park, or Poindexter park, or Peach Hill park, or Arroyo Vista park, or...shit man, let's just go hang out at Vons.

urbanshittiest town on the face of the planet. the only thing people do for fun here is loiter outside of vons. all the white kids are stuck up, extremely fake, and all write on their myspace about me's "i live the good life." and the hispanics think they're hard core gangsters, but the most they do is steal everyone's ipods and tag shit. everyone in the freshman class of 2012 and down is either a major slut or an anime freak. i am ashamed to say i live here.

urbankid number one: "hey what do you want to do today?" kid number two: "idk, what's there to do in moorpark? oh, i k now! let's go to vons!" kid number one: "idk man, that's getting a bit tedious. maybe i can get some eighth grade girl hanging out at the tierra rejada park to give me a bj?" kid number two: "yeah man, that sounds like a good plan."

urbanAn AWESOME small town with nothing to do so everyone goes on UrbanDictionary and writes entries about it.

urbanHey where are you from? Moorpark!! Ohhhhh i heard about that on Urban Dictionary!

urbanThe Coolest town in the whole planet. Where else can you eat subway, then loiter in front of a vons, then make fun of some 6th graders hanging oout at the park, examine farzalicious chicks and then make it home to catch your favorite episode od southpark and then call your friends and arange a sleepover and tp the gay kid at yur school whose name is probably ben. And then wake up and do it all over again. The answer. No Where!


Songs about Moorpark:

songsMoorpark by Resoe from the Album Buchenholz EP

songsMoorpark by Cologne Tape from the Album Pop Ambient 2014

songsMoorpark Ends by Beware of Safety from the Album Leaves/Scars

songsMoorpark Rumble by Heavy Tin from the Album Fused Jazz


Books about Moorpark:

booksDk Guide to Public Speaking (Workbook for Public Speaking - Moorpark College) (2012)

booksHealth the Basics Moorpark Edition by Rebecca J. Donatelle (2009)

booksSYMBIOSIS: The Benjamin Cummings Custom Laboratory Program for the Biological Sciences, Biology 2A Moorpark College... by Thompson: Development Editor: (2008)

booksPhysics - Customized Version for Moorpark College by Giambattista (2010)

booksMoorpark College.(SCHOOL SPOTLIGHT): An article from: Techniques by Unavailable (Jul 13, 2012)

books"Microeconomics /ECON MO1"--Custom Edition for Moorpark College (Pearson Custom Library) [Paperback] by Moorepark Collage / Pearson (2012)

booksMoorpark: The Star of the Valley by Janet Scott Cameron (1967)


Wiki information Moorpark:

City/Town/Village, Dated location, Statistical region, Location, HUD County Place, HUD Foreclosure Area

Moorpark is a town in Ventura County in Southern California. Moorpark was founded when the application for the Moorpark Post Office was granted on June 1, 1900. The townsite of Moorpark was owned and surveyed by Robert Poindexter and his wife,...

Moorpark College
College/University, Employer, Organization, Endowed Organization, Location, School, Filming location, Educational Institution, Educational Institution Campus

Moorpark College is a California state community college located on a 150-acre property reclining on a hill in Moorpark, a city in Ventura County, California. It was established in 1967 with enrollment of 2,500 students, and enrolled 14,254 students...