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Definition funny of Montecristo:
1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic. 2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice. 3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment. 2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge. 3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.
This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.
A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'
Songs about Montecristo:
The Count Of Montecristo by Mercury Radio Theater from the Album The Count Of Montecristo
Montecristo by Stress Assassin from the Album Carrier Track
El Montecristo by Lonnie McFadden from the Album I Believe in Music
Il Canto Di Montecristo [Explicit] by Francesco Cusa & Vocal Naked Musicians from the Album Flowers in the Garbage [Explicit]
Le Comte De Monte-Cristo by DJ Lightning from the Album Le Comte De Monte-Cristo
Monte-Cristo by Viktor Tokarev from the Album Monte - Cristo
Montecristo by Champion from the Album °1
Books about Montecristo:
Comte de Monte-Cristo, Le (French Edition) by Alexandre Père Dumas (Sep 30, 2011)
El Conde de Montecristo / The Count of Monte Cristo (Grandes Novelas) (Spanish Edition) (Grandes Novelas (Tomo... by Alexandre Dumas (Aug 7, 2014)
Alejandro Dumas: El Conde de Montecristo. Los Tres Mosqueteros. (Spanish Edition) by Alexandre Dumas (Jun 25, 2013)
Conde de Montecristo (Coleccion los Inmortales) (Spanish Edition) by Alejandro Dumas (Feb 5, 2005)
El Conde de Montecristo (con indice activo) (Spanish Edition) by Alejandro Dumas (Feb 26, 2010)
El Conde de Montecristo, de Alexandre Dumas (Siltolá, Clásicos recuperados) (Spanish Edition) by Alexandre Dumas, Alejandro Dumas, María del Carmen Gómez Benjumea and Vicente Barrantes (Sep 1, 2013)
El Conde de Monte-Cristo (Colección Sepan Cuantos: 346) (Spanish Edition) by Alejandro Dumas and Mauricio González de la Garza (Oct 15, 2013)
Movies about Montecristo:
Literary Masterpieces: The Count of Monte Cristo 1999 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 43 mins Starring: Richard Chamberlain, Trevor Howard, et al. Directed by: David Greene
El Vizconde de Montecristo Tin Tan 1954 G - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins
El Conde De Montecristo 1995 NR - Starring: Jorge Mistral, Elina Colomer, et al. Directed by: León Klimovsky
El Vizconde de Montecristo 1954 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Tin-Tan
GERMAN VALDEZ TIN TAN LA COLECCION VOL 1 EL REVOLTOSO / EL VIOLETERO / EL VIZCONDE DE MONTECRISTO) -
Coffret Les chefs d'oeuvre d'Alexandre Dumas -
La Vengeance de Monte-Cristo - Édition Spéciale -
Wiki information Montecristo:
Montecristo, formerly Oglasa, is an island in the Tyrrhenian Sea and part of the Tuscan Archipelago. Administratively it belongs to the municipality of Portoferraio in the province of Livorno, Italy. The island has an area of 10.39 km² and is...
Montecristo is the name of two brands of premium cigars, one produced in Cuba for Habanos SA, the Cuban state-owned tobacco company, and the other produced in La Romana, Dominican Republic for the Franco-Spanish tobacco monopoly Altadis SA, a...