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Definition funny of Microsoft:
Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company. See also Bill Gates; Windows
Fucking shit Microsoft programs
See World Domination
A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.
Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..." Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!" Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type* Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to write a letter?" Josh: "No." Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?" Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!" *clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...* ... 2 minutes pass ... Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"
An obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.
Songs about Microsoft:
The News (A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Microsoft Inc.) by Deltron from the Album Deltron 3030
Microsoft by Dieter Nuhr from the Album Nuhr nach vorn
Microsoft by Dieter Nuhr from the Album Die Box
Microsoft by Dj Kam & Chicco Green from the Album Ibiza Anthems 2009 Volume 2
Microsoft by Scram C Baby from the Album Love Is Not Enough
Microsoft by Justus Schneider from the Album Ein Geschenk
Microsoft by Popidiot from the Album 1111
Books about Microsoft:
Microsoft Excel 2013 Introduction Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc. (Feb 12, 2013)
Microsoft Office 2013: An Introduction: A hands-on introductory tutorial for Microsoft Office 2013 by Edward Jones (Sep 15, 2014)
Microsoft Word 2013 Introduction Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc. (Feb 12, 2013)
Microsoft Office 2013 Essentials Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc. (Feb 12, 2013)
Microsoft Excel 2010 Introduction Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc (May 1, 2010)
Microsoft .NET - Architecting Applications for the Enterprise (2nd Edition) by Dino Esposito and Andrea Saltarello (Sep 18, 2014)
Microsoft SQL Server 2014 Query Tuning & Optimization by Benjamin Nevarez (Oct 7, 2014)
Movies about Microsoft:
Introduction to Microsoft Office Excel 2010 - Windows 7 Edition 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 6 mins Directed by: Createspace
Introduction to Microsoft Office Access 2007 2008 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 13 mins Directed by: Help for the Computer Shy
Introduction to Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2010 - Windows 7 Edition 2011 NR - Runtime: 55 mins Directed by: Createspace
Introduction to microsoft word 2010 - windows 7 edition 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 13 mins Directed by: Createspace
Introduction to Microsoft Office Excel 2007 - Part 2 2008 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Directed by: Michael Gorzka
Master Microsoft Excel 2013 - Tutorial Video Course 2013 - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: Jason Gibson Directed by: Jason Gibson and MathTutorDVD.com
Mastering Microsoft Word 2013 - Video Tutorial Course 2013 - Runtime: 5 hrs Starring: Jason Gibson Directed by: Jason Gibson
Wiki information Microsoft:
Microsoft Corporation or is an American multinational corporation headquartered in Redmond, Washington, that develops, manufactures, licenses, supports and sells computer software, consumer electronics and personal computers and services. Its best...
Microsoft Windows is a series of graphical interface operating systems developed, marketed, and sold by Microsoft. Microsoft introduced an operating environment named Windows on November 20, 1985 as a graphical operating system shell for MS-DOS in...