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Definition funny of Microsoft:

urbanOrganisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company. See also Bill Gates; Windows

urbanFucking shit Microsoft programs

urbanSee World Domination

urbanA large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.

urbanJosh: "I'll just get on with some work..." Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!" Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type* Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to write a letter?" Josh: "No." Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?" Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!" *clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...* ... 2 minutes pass ... Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"

urbanAn obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.

songs

Songs about Microsoft:

songsThe News (A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Microsoft Inc.) by Deltron from the Album Deltron 3030

songsMicrosoft by Dieter Nuhr from the Album Nuhr nach vorn

songsMicrosoft by Dieter Nuhr from the Album Die Box

songsMicrosoft by Dj Kam & Chicco Green from the Album Ibiza Anthems 2009 Volume 2

songsMicrosoft by Scram C Baby from the Album Love Is Not Enough

songsMicrosoft by Justus Schneider from the Album Ein Geschenk

songsMicrosoft by Popidiot from the Album 1111

books

Books about Microsoft:

booksMicrosoft Excel 2013 Introduction Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc. (Feb 12, 2013)

booksMicrosoft Office 2013: An Introduction: A hands-on introductory tutorial for Microsoft Office 2013 by Edward Jones (Sep 15, 2014)

booksMicrosoft Word 2013 Introduction Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc. (Feb 12, 2013)

booksMicrosoft Office 2013 Essentials Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc. (Feb 12, 2013)

booksMicrosoft Excel 2010 Introduction Quick Reference Guide (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc (May 1, 2010)

booksMicrosoft .NET - Architecting Applications for the Enterprise (2nd Edition) by Dino Esposito and Andrea Saltarello (Sep 18, 2014)

booksMicrosoft SQL Server 2014 Query Tuning & Optimization by Benjamin Nevarez (Oct 7, 2014)

movies

Movies about Microsoft:

moviesIntroduction to Microsoft Office Excel 2010 - Windows 7 Edition 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 6 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesIntroduction to Microsoft Office Access 2007 2008 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 13 mins Directed by: Help for the Computer Shy

moviesIntroduction to Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2010 - Windows 7 Edition 2011 NR - Runtime: 55 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesIntroduction to microsoft word 2010 - windows 7 edition 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 13 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesIntroduction to Microsoft Office Excel 2007 - Part 2 2008 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Directed by: Michael Gorzka

moviesMaster Microsoft Excel 2013 - Tutorial Video Course 2013 - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: Jason Gibson Directed by: Jason Gibson and MathTutorDVD.com

moviesMastering Microsoft Word 2013 - Video Tutorial Course 2013 - Runtime: 5 hrs Starring: Jason Gibson Directed by: Jason Gibson

wiki

Wiki information Microsoft:

Microsoft Corporation
Consumer electronics Business, Sponsor, Consumer company, Venture Investor, Business Operation, Ranked item, Award Nominee, Software Developer, Litigant, Author

Microsoft Corporation or is an American multinational corporation headquartered in Redmond, Washington, that develops, manufactures, licenses, supports and sells computer software, consumer electronics and personal computers and services. Its best...

Microsoft Windows
Operating System, Invention, Software, Quotation Subject, Video Game Platform, Computing Platform

Microsoft Windows is a series of graphical interface operating systems developed, marketed, and sold by Microsoft. Microsoft introduced an operating environment named Windows on November 20, 1985 as a graphical operating system shell for MS-DOS in...

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