An Italian/Australian guy with a wonderful accent which often drives American girls crazy. Known for his skills in maths and guitar playing, Matheo is loved by all of his friends and is basically just a perfect guy all around. Every girl wishes they could have him and every guy wishes they could be him. Not only does he have an amazing personality, but he has excellent abs as well. Everyone who has him in their lives is a better person just for knowing him.

"Man, look at Matheo. I wish I could be just like him." "Oh dude, me too. I heard Megan Fox used to like him but never asked him out cause she wasn't good looking enough for him."

A mythic animal with abnormally an abnormally large penis

Did you see that Matheo, his junk was HUGE!

A name given to a male with a penis so short, their parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'. Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.

"I named my child Matheo because of his incredibly small penis" "I like, was going to have sex with Matheo until I realised...I can't"