Definition funny of Massillon:

urbanA city of around 30,000 people in northeast Ohio, just west of Canton. Crazy high school football city. Baby boys born in Massillon are given small footballs in the hospital. In fact, Massillon's high school football team has the second winningest program in the nation behind Valdosta, Georgia. A couple of Massillon alumni include Paul Brown and former NFL linebacker Chris Spielman. The Massillon Tigers have a huge, nationally known rivalry with the next door Canton McKinley Bulldogs. This was the topic of the film Go Tigers!...Bobby Knight was also born in Massillon.

urbanWe don't care about school here in Massillon, just football. We also don't seem to mind the horrid stench of human waste drifting over from the landfill or sewage plant or whatever it is into the parking lot of the Wal-Mart either.

urbanA city in Northeast Ohio that used to be a haven for high school football, but now runs rampant with dbags, and 80's football alumni who still wear their mid-drift mesh jerseys around town, still expecting preferrential treatment, particularly at cash advance businesses. The only cool people in the town are the really, really old people because they used to work, but now the town is filled with lazy welfare recipients so busy buying food at long john silvers that they can't possibly find time to work there. When the Football team does well in the playoffs, it is usually because some player transferred from a surrounding school district and convinced at least three others to go along with him.

urbanDbag 1: "I've waited my whole life to play QB for the Massillon" Dbag 2: "I heard you weren't going to be any good, so I transferred in so I could start over you."


Songs about Massillon:

songsMy Hometown (Massillon Tigers Version) by George Scott Crawford from the Album My Hometown


Books about Massillon:

booksSouth Carolina Fire-Eater: The Life of Laurence Massillon Keitt, 1824-1864 by Holt Merchant (Jul 1, 2014)

booksMassillon memories: The inside story of the greatest show in high school football by Scott H Shook and Scott H Shook (1998)

booksCanton OH / Massillon / Stark County Street Map by GM Johnson & Associates Ltd. (Aug 15, 2007)

booksThe Massillon Tigers story: The first hundred years by John E White (1994)

booksMassillon: Webster's Timeline History, 1663 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Mar 10, 2010)

booksGreat French Sermons from Boussuet, Bourdaloue and Massillon (Classic Reprint) by Jacques Bousset (Jul 9, 2012)

booksMassillon morceaux choisis par rolland 1822 by collectif


Movies about Massillon:

moviesMassillon 2013 - Runtime: 1 hr 10 mins Directed by: William E. Jones


Wiki information Massillon:

City/Town/Village, HUD County Place, Statistical region, Location, HUD Foreclosure Area, Dated location, Newspaper circulation area

Massillon is a city in Stark County in the U.S. state of Ohio, approximately 8 miles west of Canton, 20 miles south of Akron, and 50 miles south of Cleveland. The population was 32,149 at the 2010 census, which makes it the 44th largest city in...

Massillon Washington High School
School, Educational Institution, Organization, Employer

Washington High School, commonly referred to as Massillon High School or Massillon Washington High School, is a 9th to 12th grade secondary school within the Massillon City School District in the city of Massillon, Ohio, United States. It serves...