Numerology information Maserati:

numerologyName Number: 5 Meaning: Motion, Change, Freedom, Diversity, Liberty, Choice, Interest, Search, Risk, Danger, Fear


Definition funny of Maserati:

urbanQuite possibly one of the greatest and most exclusive luxury cars of all time. If you want an eye-catching whip that sets you apart and ensures your ability to smoke nearly everyone else on the road, buy one. Coupes are the best for sporty fun, but imagine the look on the face of a Mitsubishi Evo driver when you blast his ass in a Quattroporte sedan. The extreme torque offered by Maserati yields incredible power straight off the line and translates to sustained acceleration throughout the 6 gear range. In a day when it seems that everyone owns a BMW, Mercedes, or other "luxury" car, Maserati offers superior power and class. Nestled in the embrace of your Italian leather driver's seat, you can blow past any of these yuppiemobiles, as well as any rice burners "tricked out" with turkey launcher exhaust cans, turbos, superchargers, erector set style spoilers, or other homoerotic kits that make the car appear to go faster. As a responsible Maserati owner, it will be your task to put these swine in their place. While some newer Corvettes may be able to achieve a higher top speed, the chances of getting to such a speed during illegal street racing are quite low. Skillful manipulation of your transmission should allow you to smoke them instead. Ferrari cars, cousins of the Maserati, will most likely be able to beat you, but there are tradeoffs in everything. Maserati cars feature Ferrari transmissions and engines, however, after you get your ass handed to you by a Ferrari and you stop for fuel, ask the Ferrari driver how comfortable his ride is. He'll be the guy standing by the pump with the saddle sores from the shitty seat. Maserati cars combine sport with luxury. These shits even have leather headliners. The entire interior is designed for comfortable, long range travel and beauty. Ferrari interiors are nothing if not spartan. The Maserati Coupe weighs in at around 4700 lbs. Heavy right? Nope. It's perfect. The wide tires, near-perfect front/rear weight distribution, wide stance, rear bumper spoiler, and the weight keep the car glued to the ground. Not many cars can take a 30mph corner at 80 without slipping. Not many cars can do 90 on the highway during a thunderstorm without hydroplaning. The final delight is the price. For what you'd pay for one of those "other" luxury cars, you can have what is essentially a luxury Ferrari. Get you a Maserati!

urbanWhen I told that cop that I was only in 2nd gear when he pulled me over in my Maserati Coupe for doing 80 between traffic lights down town, he was so impressed he just gave me a warning. Did you see that jackass in the Camaro try to play with me? Shit, after the first 10 seconds he couldn't even see the tail lights of my Maserati! Ghost Riding a scraper or a donk is not impressive. Get a real whip like a Maserati and then we'll talk about Ghost Riding.

urbanAn expensive Italian engineered sports car. Maserati is owned by Ferrari.

urbanMy Maserati can outbeat any Porsche, Corvette, Viper, Firebird, Camaro, or Mustang!

urbanan Italian sports car made in Modena. thier current production models are: coupe, spyder, and quattroporte. they are sorta under-rated and a good alternative to the porsche 911, benz sl, and other cars. very exclusive

urbanOnce the man test drove the maserati, he traded in his SL500.

urbanOnce world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.


Songs about Maserati:

songsEl Maserati by Roberto Tapia from the Album El Nino De La Tuna

songsSky's Tha Limit (feat. C-Bo, Maserati Rick, Killa Tay) [Explicit] by Messy Marv Berner from the Album Blow [Explicit]

songsBrother Love (feat. Kidd Cal & Maserati Boii) [Explicit] by Cash Young from the Album Brother Love (feat. Kidd Cal & Maserati Boii) [Explicit]

songsEl Maserati by Roberto Tapia from the Album Lo Mejor De

songsMaserati by The Life And Times from the Album Lost Bees

songsMaserati GT (I Ain't Got You) (Live Version) [Clean] by Blue Oyster Cult from the Album On Your Feet Or On Your Knees [Clean]

songsTowers Were Wires (Also found on Maserati 7" HSR 001) by Maserati/Cinemechanica/We Versus Shark from the Album Hello Sir Records Split


Books about Maserati:

booksMaserati: A Century of History The Official Book by Luca Dal Monte, Lorenzo Ramaciotti, Cesare De Agostini and Gianni Cancellieri (Mar 1, 2014)

booksMaserati: The Evolution of Style by Roberto Iasoni and Roberto Carrer (Nov 18, 2014)

booksMaserati 250F In Focus by Anthony Pritchard (Apr 1, 2014)

booksMaserati (Superstar Cars) by Robert Walker (Feb 1, 2012)

booksRed-Hot Rivals: Ferrari vs Maserati Epic clashes for supremacy by Karl Ludvigsen (Apr 30, 2008)

booksMaserati 250F Manual: 1954-1960 (all models) (Haynes Owners Workshop Manuals) by Ian Wagstaff (Mar 1, 2014)

booksMaserati Cars Ultimate Portfolio 1999-2007 by R.M. Clarke (Feb 15, 2008)


Movies about Maserati:

moviesMaserati 250F Documentary 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 48 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesVictory By Design DVDs. Complete Set. Porsche DVD, Ferrari DVD, Maserati DVD, Aston Martin DVD, Alfa Romeo DVD... 2004 G - Runtime: 6 hrs 40 mins Starring: Alain De Cadenet Directed by: Tony Maylam

moviesMASERATI DVD: Victory by Design. Historic, race-winning cars driven hard. Unique footage of rare cars, hidden... 2005 G - Runtime: 1 hr 10 mins Starring: Alain De Cadenet Directed by: Tony Maylam

moviesUltimate Factories: Maserati 2011 NR - Runtime: 45 mins

moviesASIS: MASERATI RICK 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: VARIOUS

moviesBig Booty Dancers Volume 175, Featuring Maserati XXX, Chloe Jai & Mz Jessica Rabbit 2014 Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs

moviesBig Butt Strippers Volume 72, Featuring Maserati XXX, Mz Jessica Rabbit & Brazil 2012 Unrated - Runtime: 2 hrs


Wiki information Maserati:

Automotive industry Business, Business Operation, Automobile Company, Organization, Employer

Maserati is an Italian luxury car manufacturer established on December 1, 1914, in Bologna. The Maserati tagline is "Luxury, sports and style cast in exclusive cars", and the brand's mission statement is to "Build Ultra-Luxury Performance Automobiles...

Maserati in motorsport

Throughout its history, the Italian auto manufacturer Maserati has participated in various forms of motorsports including Formula One, sportscar racing and touring car racing, both as a works team and through private entrants.


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