Definition funny of Marengo:

urbanMarengo, Illinois is a small town east of Rockford. Marengo's population is comprised of old people, Mexican immigrants, loser high school kids, and the ever-present "Marengo All-Stars"-- people that grew up in Marengo, never went to college, and will die in Marengo, still pretending to be 17. Most become pregnant, drug-addicted, or alcoholic within 3 years of high school graduation, assuming they were lucky enough to graduate. Marengo's high school loses nearly every athletic event they have the misfortune of taking part in. On any given night, the town is known to have at least two keggers in someone's barn or cornfield, which will inevitably be busted by the cops around 11 pm. The average lifespan for a resident of Marengo is roughly 40-45 years, with the most common cause of death being simple stupidity.

urbanIf you're in Marengo, get out now.

urban1. A word often confused with the word "mango". A Marengo is a fruit looking quite like the mango but it is found only on tropical fruit trees located in the Western Sahara. The only other differnce between marengos and mangos is that marengos are deadly posinous and if eaten, smelled, or in any way made contact with will result in testical cancer and often times immediate death. 2. a man-thong 3. the street that Ellie lives on

urbanJohn ate a Marengo, thinking it was a mango and died a few short hours later and his girlfriend, Jen, had a bite of a marengo and grew testicles.


Songs about Marengo:

songsDejenme Ir (Marengo Remix) by Tom Sawyer from the Album Drums Over Miami 12 (Music Conference Essentials)

songsFire Marengo by Bellowhead from the Album Burlesque

songsFire Marengo by The Roving Tars from the Album Loaded to the Gunwales: Benefit For the Colonial Seaport Foundation

songsFire Marengo by John Jones from the Album Rising Road

songsFire Marengo by Morrigan from the Album By Land or by Sea

songsFire Marengo by John Kraus from the Album Donkey Off a Dead Horse

songsFire Marengo by Kimber's Men from the Album Kimber's Men in Port


Books about Marengo:

booksMarengo and Hohenlinden : Napoleon's Rise to Power by James R. Arnold (Jul 1, 1999)

booksIllustrated Battles of the Napoleonic Age-Volume 1: Marengo, Copenhagen, Egypt, Janissary Rebellion, Laswaree... by C. J. Cutcliffe Hyne and D. H. Parry (Apr 11, 2014)

booksNapoleon's Imperial Guard: From Marengo to Waterloo (Regiments & Campaigns) by J. T. Headley (Aug 30, 2007)

booksMarengo: The First 100 Years (IL) (Images of America) by Marengo Society for Historic Preservation (Oct 8, 2007)

booksThe Marengo Campaign 1800: the Victory that Completed the Austrian Defeat in Italy by Herbert H. Sargent (Apr 24, 2008)

booksMarengo: The Myth of Napoleon's Horse by Jill Hamilton (Feb 2003)

booksMarengo by Carey Parrish (Oct 18, 2009)


Wiki information Marengo:

Battle of Marengo
Military Conflict, Event, Battle, Literature Subject

The Battle of Marengo was fought on 14 June 1800 between French forces under Napoleon Bonaparte and Austrian forces near the city of Alessandria, in Piedmont, Italy. The French overcame General Michael von Melas's surprise attack near the end of the...

City/Town/Village, Dated location, Statistical region, HUD Foreclosure Area, Location, HUD County Place

Marengo is a city in McHenry County, Illinois, United States. The population was 7,648 at the 2010 census.


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