Definition funny of Manassas:

urbanManassas is a city 30 minutes outside Washington D.C. Its main income is from the countless number of auto-dealerships. When asked, people like to think of manassas as a shit-hole. There are some nice areas. Areas such as Georgetown South and that area of manassas are stock full of mexicans. There seems to be somewhat of a drug problem in manassas. So many Coke-heads and Smoking pot is an everyday occurance. You remember the guy that got his penis cut off? yeah he was from manassas. I believe it was the Lorena Bobbit that cut her husbands penis off and threw it in the street.

urbanDirt = manassas = mexicans

urbanPossibly the shittiest place in the country, besides Watts, South Central, or even hell. Dominated by industrial trucks full of mexican illegal immigrants or redneck assholes that tailgate you on a 35 mph road. Nobody knows how to drive in Manassas, which is ironic because most people own either huge SUVs or pick-up trucks. Manassas is also home to the largest amount of auto dealerships on the east coast. There are three types of teenagers in Manassas: trustafarians, wiggers, and thugs. People usually frequently make fun of the name as well for good reason, which sounds like "man's asses".

urbanPerson 1: Dude, did you see that picture of Manassas in today's paper? Person 2: I actually just saw a picture of a piece of elephant shit. Person 1: Exactly.

urbanManassas is a small city near DC. I worked in an office there for almost 10 years and I still live about 6 miles south. While some people like to focus on the negatives of this or any place, or anything, Manassas - is a historic town - has a median income way above the national average - has great schools - has a strong business climate despite the recession (involving lots more than just used car dealerships) - has lots of community involvement and volunteerism by lots of civic groups and churches - has rapidly developing real estate and infrastructure - is a nice area to live and work Just had to post a counterpoint to some of the junk already linked here. Thanks! ps- The Lorena Bobitt thing happened in Manassas Park, not the City of Manassas, almost as long ago as the Civil War.

urbanCivil Warjobsimmigrantseconomic growthWashington, DC]commutersManassas

urbanone of the best cities in the western hemisphere... seriously its full of immigrants and people from all over... Hispanics, whites, blacks, arabs, asian, the whole deal. georgetown south and the occasional trailer park are places that uptight white folk might want to stay away from though...


Songs about Manassas:

songsBattle Of Manassas by John Davis from the Album John Davis Plays Blind Tom

songsManassas Junction by Peter Ostroushko from the Album Postcards

songsThe Plains of Manassas by Bobby Horton from the Album Homespun Songs of the C.S.A., Volume 2

songsStorm Clouds Over Manassas by Nothin' Fancy from the Album Nothin' Fancy

songsThe Battle of Manassas (1866) [feat. Jeannette Fang & Mark Clague] by Thomas Blind Tom Bethune & Star Spangled Music Foundation from the Album Poets & Patriots: A Tuneful History of "The Star-Spangled Banner"

songsBiscuits at Manassas by Privates by Choice from the Album Hardtack & Saddlesores

songsDown to Manassas by BlackJackDavy from the Album Wild Mt. Rye


Books about Manassas:

booksManassas Battlefields Then & Now: Historic Photography at Bull Run by Garry E. Adelman (Jul 1, 2011)

booksManassas: A Battlefield Guide (This Hallowed Ground: Guides to Civil Wa) by Ethan S. Rafuse (May 1, 2014)

booksManassas (The Civil War Battle Series, Book 1) by James Reasoner (Jul 19, 2001)

booksReturn to Bull Run: The Campaign and Battle of Second Manassas by John Hennessy (Nov 1, 1992)

booksThe Maps of First Bull Run: An Atlas of the First Bull Run (Manassas) Campaign, including the Battle of Ball's... by Bradley M. Gottfried (Jun 10, 2009)

booksManassas; a novel of the war by Upton Sinclair (Jul 31, 2013)

booksJack Dempsey, the Manassa Mauler by Randy Roberts (Jun 5, 2003)


Movies about Manassas:

moviesManassas 1861 2012 NR - Runtime: 58 mins Starring: Richard War Fatherly Directed by: Shane Seley and Rob Hodge

movies145th First Manassas at Middletown, Virginia - The Confederate Pictures Years 2011 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 6 mins Directed by: George Roland Wills

moviesStephen Stills & Manassas: Live 2005 NR - Runtime: 36 mins

moviesCivil War Battlefields - Manassas / Antietam / Fredericksburg / Chancellorsville - Runtime: 2 hrs 10 mins

moviesManassas: The Lost Broadcasts 2012 NR -

moviesStephen Stills and Manassas: Live at Musikladen 2000 NR - Runtime: 40 mins

moviesManassas 1861 2002 - Runtime: 50 mins Directed by: The Chitwood Brothers


Wiki information Manassas:

US County, Location, Administrative Division, Newspaper circulation area, Travel destination, HUD Foreclosure Area, HUD County Place, City/Town/Village, Dated location, Governmental Jurisdiction

Manassas is an independent city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. As of the 2010 census, the population was 37,821. The city is surrounded by Prince William County and the independent city of Manassas Park. The Bureau of Economic Analysis combines the...

First Battle of Bull Run
Military Conflict, Literature Subject, Event, Battle

The First Battle of Bull Run, also known as First Manassas, was fought on July 21, 1861, in Prince William County, Virginia, near the city of Manassas, not far from Washington, D.C. It was the first major battle of the American Civil War. The Union...


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