Definition funny of Malawi:

urbanMalawi is a small landlocked country in the south central part of Africa. It is surrounded by Mozambique to the east, south and south west, Tanzania to the north and Zambia to the west. It is a beautiful country with the lake, mountains, and many other tourist attractions. The capital is Lilongwe but the financial capital and largest city is Blantyre. The only thing holding this place back is the corrupt governments over the years. From the 60's to the late 80's the Malawi Kwacha was trading at 2 kwacha for 1 british pound, now the rate is about 275 kwacha to the pound. Malawi is also one of the six biggest exporters of tobacco with Brazil, USA, India, China and Italy. But still malawi is unable to make this count. Malawi, also called the warm heart of africa, is a beautiful country with endless hills, the beautiful Lake Malawi and the plateaus in zomba. The lake is the 9th largest in the world, but among the fresh waterlakes, it has the most number of fish species in the world. Being a fresh water lake, the fish found in the lake cannot be found anywhere else in the world. The national and official language is Chechewa which has many regional dialects. Portuguese is spoken by some in the deep southern region of the country, and English is the second official language. The demographics of malawi show the population at 13,000,000 as of December 2006. 99.6% of malawi is black with quiet a number of people of a mixed background, the largest minority is the asian population, comprising mostly indians making less than 0.050% of the population. Europeans, mostly british and Portuguese comprise of about 0.005% of the total population. Christianity is the predominant religion with 65% of the population, mainly protestant (40%)and roman catholic (25%). Islam makes up 34% and indigenous beliefs make up the remainder (less than 1%).

urbanafro-man - Yo man wassup? I'm going to malwi next summer! big kuntry - aight cuz, you gonna be smokin that malawi herb? afro-man - ofcourse dawg, its malawi, i have to!

urbana country in central southern africa also known as the warm heart of africa. nyasalandalso has a lake called lake malawi

urbani went to malawi for holiday this winter

urbana poor country in africa that you wouldnt want to live in, hence the word malawi means 'Fuck That!' or 'Allow That'

urbane.g 1 jon: how would you like to visit malawi? kenny: FUCK THAT! e.g 2 jon: would you like to get fucked by a horse at the weekend? kenny: malawi


Songs about Malawi:

songsMalawi Moonlight (Dance Version) by African Tribal Orchestra from the Album African Groove Lounge

songsSunrise in Malawi by Tom Braxton from the Album The Next Chapter

songsMalawi Moonlight by African Tribal Orchestra from the Album African Groove Lounge

songsMalawi Moonlight by African Tribal Orchestra from the Album Best of

songsMalawi Chant (Original Mix) by Flash Atkins & CP from the Album Collaborations #1

songsMalawi Zikama by Les Mangalepa from the Album Endurance

songsAmbuye (feat. The Children's Choir of Monkey Bay Malawi) by D.O.C. from the Album Ambuye (feat. The Children's Choir of Monkey Bay Malawi)


Books about Malawi:

booksMalawi Cichlids in their Natural Habitat, New 4th Edition by Ad Konings (Nov 30, 2007)

booksMALAWI Country Studies: A brief, comprehensive study of Malawi by CIA and State Department (Feb 17, 2012)

booksMalawi Cichlids in Their Natural Habitat by Ad Konings (Jul 31, 2001)

booksMalawi in Pictures (Visual Geography. Second Series) by Sarah De Capua (Feb 2009)

booksLake Malawi Cichlids (Complete Pet Owner's Manual) by Mark Smith (Oct 1, 2000)

booksLonely Planet Zambia, Mozambique & Malawi (Travel Guide) by Lonely Planet, Mary Fitzpatrick, Michael Grosberg and Trent Holden (Jun 1, 2013)

booksMalawi (Bradt Travel Guide) by Philip Briggs (Sep 17, 2013)


Movies about Malawi:

moviesGlobe Trekker - Malawi and Zambia 2014 NR - Runtime: 52 mins Starring: HollyMorris Directed by: Ian Cross

moviesAfrican Guitar: Solo Fingerstyle Guitar Music From Uganda, Congo/Zaire, Malawi, Namibia, Central Af 2003 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Gerhard Kubik

moviesMalawi Cichlids Feeding Behavior, A Seminar by Ad Konings 2008 G - Runtime: 56 mins Starring: Ad Konings Directed by: Ad Konings

moviesThe Female Face of AIDS: Crisis in Malawi 2008 NR - Runtime: 33 mins Starring: The Leitner Center Directed by: Doug Karr and Edward Boyce

moviesAquarium DVD - African Fish Tanks from Malawi - 100 MIN Filmed in HD 2008 - Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins Starring: Malawi Fresh Water Fish Tanks with Loop Play Directed by: Tony Helsloot

moviesLifecycles: a story of AIDS in Malawi 2007 - Directed by: Doug Karr and Sierra Bellows

moviesHIV/AIDS and Livelihoods Video: Experiences in Mainstreaming from Malawi 2004 -


Wiki information Malawi:

Country, Organization scope, Organization member, Location, Literature Subject, Statistical region, Sports Team Location, Flag referent, Dated location, Olympic participating country

Malawi, officially the Republic of Malawi, is a landlocked country in southeast Africa that was formerly known as Nyasaland. It is bordered by Zambia to the northwest, Tanzania to the northeast, and Mozambique on the east, south and west. The country...

Lake Malawi
Lake, Tourist attraction, Geographical Feature, Location, Body Of Water

Lake Malawi, also known as Lake Nyasa in Tanzania and Lago Niassa in Mozambique, is an African Great Lake and the southernmost lake in the East African Rift system, located between Malawi, Mozambique and Tanzania. It is the ninth largest lake in the...