urban

Definition funny of Lumberjack:

urbanEuphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

urbanAww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet? I did, but the log was too long go down. You lumberjack!

urbanThe lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals. In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack. Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!

urban"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne. "I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.

urbanThe man who sings

urbanI'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K. I sleep all night and I work all day I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea. CHORUS He's a lumberjack and he's O.K. He sleeps all night And Works all day. I chop down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra. I want to be a girlee Just like my dear papa.

urbanA girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".

songs

Songs about Lumberjack:

songsThe Lumberjack by Jackyl from the Album Jackyl (Explicit Version) [Explicit]

songsChainsaw Chain Saw Cut Cutting Sawing Wood Tree Forest Horror Halloween Powertools Woodcutter Motor Rev Revving... by Essential Sound Effects from the Album Essential Sound Effects 4 - Electronics, Guns and Tools

songsLumberjack Song (Monty Python Sings) by Monty Python from the Album Monty Python Sings

songsThe Lumberjack by Jackyl from the Album Jackyl

songsLumberjack Song (In the Style of Monty Python) [Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals] by Done Again from the Album Lumberjack Song (In the Style of Monty Python) [Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals]

songsThe Lumberjack's Song (In the Style of Monty Python) [Karaoke Version] by Ameritz Audio Karaoke from the Album The Lumberjack's Song (In the Style of Monty Python) [Karaoke Version] - Single

songsLumberjack's Waltz by Peter Ostroushko from the Album Minnesota - A History Of The Land

books

Books about Lumberjack:

booksThe Lumberjacks by Donald MacKay (May 15, 2007)

booksTime of Possession (Seattle Lumberjacks) by Jami Davenport (Jun 29, 2014)

booksLumberjack's Lady (Truly Yours Digital Editions Book 756) by Susan Page Davis (Jul 1, 2012)

booksThe Lumberjack's Lady (Maine Brides, Book 3) (Heartsong Presents #756) by Susan Page Davis (Jun 27, 2007)

booksChristmas Break (Seattle Lumberjacks Book 5) by Jami Davenport (Oct 12, 2013)

booksThe Backyard Lumberjack by Frank Philbrick and Stephen Philbrick (Sep 15, 2006)

booksLumberjack In Love by Penny Watson and Helen Hardt (Sep 7, 2012)

movies

Movies about Lumberjack:

moviesThe Waltons: Season 9 2009 NR - Runtime: 18 hrs 20 mins Starring: Ralph Waite, Jon Walmsley, Judy Norton, et al.

moviesAll About 8 Pack Volume 3: Horses, Old Mcdonald'S Farm, Rodeo, Cowboys, The Circus, Creepy Crawlies, Dinosaurs... 2012 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs 46 mins Starring: Anthony Paul Directed by: Lucius G.Tatum

moviesLumberjack 2008 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: William Boyd, Andy Clyde and Jimmy Rogers Directed by: Lesley Selander

moviesAll About Building / All About Lumberjacks 2007 NR - Runtime: 1 hr

moviesTimber Gang (aka Last Lumberjacks) (Mu Bang) 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Directed by: Yu Guangyi

moviesTimber Gang (aka Last Lumberjacks) (Mu Bang) (Institutional Use) 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Directed by: Yu Guangyi

moviesAll About: Construction Building Lumberjacks 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins

wiki

Wiki information Lumberjack:

Lumberjack
Profession, Literature Subject, School mascot, Character Occupation, Film subject

Lumberjacks are workers in the logging industry who perform the initial harvesting and transport of trees for ultimate processing into forest products. The term usually refers to a bygone era when hand tools were used in harvesting trees. Because of...

Lumberjack
Western Film, Film

Lumberjack is a 1944 American film directed by Lesley Selander.