Definition funny of Lorton:

urban1. A town in Virginia. 2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.

urban"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks." "I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"

urbanA hand-rolled cigarette made using Ducthmaster tobacco and shoe box paper, out of desperation for a jack. Called a Lorton because of its origins from Lorton, Virginia instead of The Netherlands.

urban"Yesterday I rolled a Lorton because I was out of jacks and really wanted a cigarette."


Songs about Lorton:

songsLorton by Kemp from the Album Psycho Therapy [Explicit]


Books about Lorton:

booksLorton Legends (DC Bookdiva Presents) by Eyone Williams (Sep 1, 2011)

booksA Lorton Prison Project by Carolyn Williams (Nov 11, 2013)

booksLorton's Quick Reads -Volume III by William Lorton Sr. (Jul 5, 2012)

booksLorton (VA) (Then and Now Series) by Yoshie Lewis (Oct 17, 2005)

booksLorton: Webster's Timeline History, 1768 - 2007 by Icon Group International (May 14, 2010)

booksLorton's Quick Reads - Volume I by William Lorton Sr. (Jun 11, 2012)

booksLorton's Quick Reads - Volume II by William Lorton Sr. (Jun 14, 2012)


Wiki information Lorton:

US Census Designated Place, Dated location, HUD County Place, Location, HUD Foreclosure Area, Statistical region

Lorton is a census-designated place in Fairfax County, Virginia, USA. The population was 18,610 as of the 2010 census.


Lorton is a railroad terminal in Lorton, Virginia. It is the northern terminal for Amtrak's Auto Train which operates between this station and Sanford, FL. When Auto-Train was originally established in Lorton in 1971, the station house was still...


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