A ridiculous "city" hanging off the state of Florida, where troll is relentless and so are the people. Mostly old leathery hags, and extremely bored, stupid, horny teenagers. 92% of the people here smoke weed. The infamous Largo High School is a shit hole that was supposed to be rebuilt 30 years ago. 9 out of 10 people sell drugs, and the SRO sucks dick. The principle looks like a crackwhore alien, and theres fights everyday. However, it's a very diverse school, we have everyone from those stupid fuckin hipsters to straight up hippies, ghetto bitches, scene kids, potheads, band geeks, artsy kids, loners, rich kids, surfers, losers, gamers, punks, sluts, alcoholics, heroin addicts, junkies, crack heads, con artists, gang members, rednecks, drug dealers (mostly), bitches, and basically EVERY minority ever. Half of us can't speak English, and half the teachers are stoned out of their minds. No one enjoys living here, this is where you come to die. We have Bi-polar weather, and too many fuckin trailer parks. Every person under 18 that lives here plans on leaving this pathetic excuse for a town as so as they turn 18. No one has ever heard of this town because it shouldn't exist.

Steve: "Hey what's wrong with that girl over there?" Joe: "Oh, she's from Largo." Steve: "Where???" Joe: "Exactly."

1) Italian musical term meaning 'slow' 2) Alias of Rodney Caston, co-creator of the Megatokyo online manga/webcomic and formerly the story guy. Has since departed and left the story and art entirely to Fred 'Piro' Gallagher 3) Name of a Megatokyo character who, despite his eccentric, often delusionary behaviour, mild alcoholism and obsession with gaming, repeatedly proves himself the most perceptive and intelligent character in the Megatokyo universe...in his own way.

Quotes: "Prep4r3 for p4ntless ninj4 fury!" "I am GREAT TEACHER LARGO!!! Ph33r my l33t t34ching sk1llz!" "Cannot you feel the hidden threat? My l33t senses never tingle wrong." "Wow, this place is fast! My b33r is h33r!" "You should have seen it. People running, on fire. What was once a city was now a sea of flames."

1) Master of l33t in the Megatokyo world 2) Anyone capable of fluently speaking l33t, drinking large quantities of beer without passing out, and with a fanatical hatred of zombies.

L33T Member of CE, known very well. Complete nutter, will overclock anything! Even overclocked his Laptop!