Definition funny of Kellenberg:

urbanAn Orwellian, mind-controlling cult which operates under the guise of a Catholic School.

urban"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis predicting Kellenberg

urbanReally big school in Uniondale. Just like Chaminade only with girls. Has many clubs and sports. Academically very strong. In many people's opinions, it's a great school.

urbanKellenberg is really big!

urbanhell on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss asses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, bitches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.

urbanOne time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again. "yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"

urbanjealous people (see example)


Books about Kellenberg:

books(Reprint) 1988 Yearbook: Kellenberg Memorial High School, Uniondale, New York by 1988 Yearbook Staff of Kellenberg Memorial High School (May 1, 1988)


Wiki information Kellenberg:

Kellenberg Memorial High School
Coeducation school, Employer, School, Educational Institution, Organization

Kellenberg Memorial High School is a Roman Catholic college-preparatory school in Uniondale, Long Island, New York. Kellenberg is the second Marianist school on Long Island and prides itself on high academic standards combined with a strong focus on...

Walter P. Kellenberg
Priest, Person, Deceased Person

Walter Philip Kellenberg was an American clergyman of the Roman Catholic Church. He served as Bishop of Ogdensburg and Bishop of Rockville Centre.