Definition funny of Joose:

urbandrank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.

urban"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?" "drink some joose, buh"

urbanThe nectar of the gods. One joose and you're having a damn good time Two jooses and you're fucked and a half Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested. Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

urban"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?" "Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

urbana drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.

urbanfriend1: yo lets get some 40's friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.

urbanfor all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...


Songs about Joose:

songsIf Tomorrow Never Comes (Originally Performed By Joose) [Karaoke Version] by Hit Tunes Karaoke from the Album Karaoke Superhits, Vol. 118

songsOutstanding (feat. Sylk-E-Fine & Joose) [Explicit] by Dru Down from the Album Gangsta Pimpin' [Explicit]

songsAll Around the World (feat. Young Joose) [Explicit] by Neek Da Freak feat. Young Joose Burnrubba from the Album Playin Wit It, Pt. 1 [Explicit]

songsAnt Joose [Explicit] by Anthony Weeener from the Album The World's Most Wanted Weeener [Explicit]

songsB-Dub feat. J-Green - Nyquil & Orange Joose by T-Rock & DJ Cree from the Album Underground Vol. 2

songsContention (feat. Obsesion, Joose, & Ndidi Cascade) by Discreet from the Album Storytellin With Discreet Friends

songsDirty Joose (Miami Mix) by Katnip & Ray Roc from the Album ROC This: Miami 2010


Books about Joose:

booksJoose van Cleve and the Saint Jerome in the Norton Gallery and School of Art (Norton Gallery Studies : I) by John Hand (1972)

booksJoose...."If Tomorrow Never Comes"....Sheet Music (1988)

booksEl joven de las sobremesas. Ilustr. de Joose. (Jan 1, 1923)

booksCaptain of the Andes - the Life of Don Joose De San Martin, Liberator of Argent by Margaret H. Harrison (1943)


Wiki information Joose:


Joose is a flavored malt beverage introduced by United Brands Co. in 2005. Joose is the first premium malt beverage at 9.9% ABV in a 24 oz can. It is also sold at 12% ABV in a 24 oz can.


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