urban

Definition funny of Jonno:

urbanA person which is extremely cool but is still nice on the inside.

urban"hey man, you're a jonno, thanks" "cant you just be a jonno for once"

urbanA person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked.

urbanBlake: "Fuck Jonno's a lewse cannon." Nico: "I know brah and have you seen his dong?" Huss: "Have you seen my fucking pies?" Nico: "STFU and answer my question..." Huss: Nah i haven't seen his knob but word on the street is it's longer than the street..." Blake " I heard it's named Russell the one-eyed wonder muscle?" Nico: "I heard it was called Borris the fur-faced chicken?" Huss: "I couldn't care less i just want a fucking pie with some tomatie sauce!"?

songs

Songs about Jonno:

songsAccelerator (Jonno & Tommo Remix) by Matthias Vogt from the Album Frankfurt Sour / Accelerator Remixes

songsAcid (Jonno's Microdot Mix) by Jonno Brien Feat. Lineage from the Album Acid

songsAgamir Jonno [Explicit] by Taan from the Album Ekhon ekhanei [Explicit]

songsBangladesh Tomar Jonno by Naquib Khan from the Album Salam Bangladesh

songsBhalo Thakar Jonno by Shithi from the Album Shithir Gaan

songsBhalobasa Tomar Jonno (Duet) by Fahmida Nabi Ayub Bachchu from the Album Bhalobasa Tomar Jonno

songsBodhur Jonno Gaan by Shafiq Tuhin featuring Aurin from the Album shafiqtuhin.com

books

Books about Jonno:

booksEi Boi Tomar Jonno by Amirul Islam (Nov 26, 2000)

booksAbritir Jonno by Sayed Rejaur Rhaman (May 26, 2008)

booksSejuti Tomar Jonno by Anisul Hoque (Feb 1, 2008)

booksAlor Jonno by Syed Shamsul Haque (Jun 27, 1995)

booksBhalobasha, Ami Tomar Jonno Kandchi by Anisul Hoque (Jan 3, 2003)

booksTomar Jonno, Priyota by Anisul Hoque (May 10, 2004)

booksChotoder Jonno Muktijudder Ppachti Uponnash by Anwara Sayed Haque (May 14, 2002)

wiki

Wiki information Jonno:

Jonno Roberts
Actor, Film actor, TV Actor, Person

Jonno Roberts is an actor.

Jonno Zilber
Blues Artist, Musical Artist, Musician, Person

Jonno Zilber is a Canberra based blues guitarist, singer and songwriter. He began performing at the age of 12 years old after becoming interested in blues music after hearing the Muddy Waters song 'Mannish Boy'. Zilber has developed a good following,...