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Definition funny of Jayed:

urbanthe feeling of disapointment when you seagull a philip

urbanman i was jayed the philip loved it

urbanThe sexual phenomena when, after giving a girl an anal creampie, she face sits and your sperm falls out of her asshole and onto your face, meaning that you gave yourself a facial. After accidentally discovering this, the eponymous Jay proceeded to inform the masses of his discovery in order to prevent future victims.

urbanGuy 1: Dude I had anal last night! Guy 2: Noice! Guy 1: Nah dude, I got Jay'ed. Guy 2: Shit, yo, that bites. Guy 1: Have you ever got Jay'ed before? Guy 2: Yes :(

urbanA term for getting drunk, hammered, severely wasted, etc. beyond ALL recognition. The kind of drunk you will feel the remnants of for the next two days! A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.

urbanStacey: ' Wanna go out tonite and get completely Jayed?!' Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'

urbanMeens u will be "beat-up" or "hurt" by someone

songs

Songs about Jayed:

songsAshita ga kuru nara (Originally Performed by JUJU with JAY'ED) by MIDORI ORGEL from the Album The Very Best of Orgel 19

songsAshita Ga Kuru Nara Antique Orgel Originally Performed By Juju With Jayed by Orgel Sound J-Pop from the Album Orgel J-Pop Hit Vol-258

songsAshita Ga Kuru Nara Juju With Jay'Ed by Music Box Collection from the Album Music Box Collection J-POP'S 9012

songsAshita Ga Kurunara (Juju With Jay'Ed) by Vega Orgel from the Album Music Box Collection 9054

songsCry for You (In the Style of Jay'ed) [Karaoke Version] by Karaoke - Ameritz from the Album Karaoke Hits from the 2000's, Vol. 23

songsCry for You (In the Style of Jay'ed) [Karaoke Version] by Karaoke - Ameritz from the Album Karaoke - Latest Chart Hits for Boys, Vol. 10

songsEien ha tada no ichibyo kara (Originally Performed by JAY'ED x JUJU) by MIDORI ORGEL from the Album The Very Best of Orgel 19

books

Books about Jayed:

booksJapanese Rhythm and Blues Singers: Namie Amuro, Kumi Koda, Hikaru Utada, Crystal Kay, Beni, Mai Kuraki, Minmi,... by Source Wikipedia (2011)

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