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Definition funny of Jappy:

urbanA quintessential Jewish American Princess: naggy, ultra-high maintenance, whiny, always wanting their way, extremely moody, spoiled rotten, and looking for a "nice," wealthy "Jewish boy" (as Jewish mothers like to call Jewish men in their 20s). They often take on much of the overbearing traits of their mothers, who nag and are over-critical of everything they do, destroying the girls self-esteem starting at a young age. When they do start dating guys, they often tend to be EXTREMELY emotionally needy as their lack of self esteem becomes obvious and they have to let their guard down. These girls do experiment with goy (Hebrew for "non-Jewish") males, but only white ones and definitely not shvartzas (Yiddish derogatory word for blacks). They seem to have no preference for WASPs or Catholics - just who is going to be the most successful in case they do screw up and fall in love b/c he must at least be able to support her expensive tastes. Why? B/c non-Jewish white guys tend to be much better looking than their Jewish male counterparts (caution: gross generalization, but the truth - just ask any JAP of their goy good-looking male dilemma) and since they always get what they want financially from their parents, they must get what they want in terms of men too. Plus, those Non-Jewish men aren't as big of push-overs as Jewish guys so they do represent a challenge since they won't put her with her crap - secretly, like all women but to a greater extent, the JAP loves to be treated poorly with intermittent good treatment b/c it shows that he does not need her. Basically, the JAP is just the extreme example of all women's insecurities: emotionally needy, low self esteem and wants everything their way. JAP characteristics are carrying over to non-Jewish rich girls now too, mainly the daughters of the nouveau riche.

urbanBarbara Streisand (she married that good-looking goy James Brolin); any girl from Great Neck Long Island, parts of Westchester County NY, Beverly Hills CA (quintessential non-Jewish japs live in Brentwood, Bel Air and the Palisades), and Deerfield/Northbrook IL; and Fran Drescher

urbanJewish American Princess. Wealthy jewish girls. Usually gorgeous, but totally annoying. Lots of Juicy Couture and Triple Five Soul. Side pony-tail, with their curly jewish hair vigorously straightened. Nice cars, good schools. Not sporty nor country club girls. Not very atheltic. Not to be confused with preppy. A prep would wear J. Crew khakis, whereas a jap would wear Seven jeans. Probably not waif-like, but slim and with good curves. Not one to go to private boarding school, but will graduate. Always good party girls, never holding back. To sum it up, a gorgeous bitch.

urbanTillie looked super-jappy in her maroon juicy sweatsuit, perfectly straightened hair, and big aviators when she pulled up in her new Mercedes.

urban(adj) 1. with qualities associated with a j.a.p. or jap. 2. very loud, annoying, arrogant, and spoiled.

urbanMy entire dorm is so jappy. Everyone's from Long Island!

urbanFucked up, messed up, weird, unplanned, hot mess, disaster, wrong place wrong time.

songs

Songs about Jappy:

songsJappy Jap by People Under The Stairs from the Album O.S.T.

songsJappy Jap by People Under The Stairs from the Album The Om Years

songsJappy Jap (Instrumental) by People Under The Stairs from the Album Jappy Jap

songsJappy Jap by People Under The Stairs from the Album Jappy Jap

songsDear Little Jappy Girls by Cicely Courtneidge from the Album Singing Actresses

songsGo Home Jappy by Vader Vader from the Album Vader Vader

songsHonourable Jappy Bride by Cicely Courtneidge from the Album Singing Actresses

books

Books about Jappy:

booksJappy A Spiritual Cat by Christine Day (Jan 16, 2013)

booksJAPPIES ABC (Children Picture Book for Japanese Art) by Jean Courtenay and Jacob Young (Jul 10, 2012)

booksIn Jappy Land by R James Williams (Jan 1, 1916)

booksThe Geisha, Or Happy Little Jappies by Anonymous (Dec 31, 1879)

booksHappy Little Jappy by Mary & W. A. S. Parker Farrah (1907)

booksIntroduction to Peircean Visual Semiotics (Bloomsbury Advances in Semiotics) 1st (first) Edition by Jappy, Tony... (0010)

booksJappy and Bea by Naomi Perry (Dec 29, 2010)

wiki

Wiki information Jappy:

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Jappy is a German social networking service. With over 1.5 million active users it ranked 16th of all German social networks in March 2013.

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