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Definition funny of Humans:
A fictional race of Argonimorphic apes, presented in books, movies, tales and in the real life. Humans are warm-blooded, soft-skinned, flat-faced, ugly mammals, who tent to make things that are beautiful ugly. The apes are rather unintelligent (the average intelligence quotient is 100), their main obsessions are domination, copulation (population over 6.600.000.000 and is still growing, it probably will until the apes run out of food, this obsession can also leads to deviations, which is some sort of a psyche decease or highly dangerous side effect), social integration (the more friends they have - the better it is). They are treacherous, best not to trust them. The aggression level is so high that they can't get on without killing each other, every excuse is good to start a military conflict, or at least humiliate the opposing side and show one's domination over the other side. Also, humans are very weird, for example, in a face to face contact to communicate you have not only use words, but also mimics, gesticulation and the so called, overall "body language". All in all, they have a tendency for over expression of their feelings, yet sometimes they seem to have no real feelings at all or have extremely shallow feelings. Some of them also believe in "faith", which is a thing that serves as an excuse for their mistakes and wrong life decisions. Most of the human governments, if not all of them, are Kleptocratic. Humans also have very weird sense of beauty, they consider ugly things (for example: snow mountains) as "breath taking". In most cases they can't even use the simplest logic. Paradoxically, everything in their life must be in a perfect order, everything must have a number, a name, every single item has its very own place in their homes, work places or wherever. They also like lots of entertainment and they can't remain serious when required. It is also worth noticing that in the human societies the Emotional Quotient (also known as EQ, also known as inter personal intelligence or emotional intelligence) is far more important than the actual Intelligence Quotient, in other words: it's better if you are charming than if you are intelligent. Humans have created over 3.000 languages and there are more than two hundred countries. The reason why humans don't want to unite is unknown, although they use excuses such as "culture", "languages" and few other things. In human societies being cynical is perceived as a disadvantage, a bad element of personality. Humans are also very ignorant and arrogant. A very good example of their ignorance is fiction they create. For some unknown reasons they think that other sentient races - if they, of course, exist, are exactly same as them. A perfect example of this are the fan-made Argonian related modifications for the video game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, where humans are showing their lack of most basic knowledge and logical reasoning by mistaking reptiles with mammals et cetera. The only hope for stopping this madness is the nuclear weapons arsenal, which is possessed by some countries, such as Pakistan, India, France, United States, China, United Kingdom or Russia. Note: This is not a sarcastic entry.
You piece of human!
Self-absorbed animals in clothes.
Chimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking?
The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
A species of idiots that, unfortunately, WE ALL belong to.
Songs about Humans:
Human by Christina Perri from the Album Human
human by Christina Perri from the Album head or heart
Human Nature by Michael Jackson from the Album Thriller
Human by The Killers from the Album Day & Age
Human (2003 - Remaster) by The Human League from the Album The Very Best Of The Human League
More Human Than Human (Explicit) by White Zombie from the Album Let Sleeping Corpses Lie
Human by The Human League from the Album Crash
Books about Humans:
Humans of New York by Brandon Stanton (Oct 15, 2013)
Human Body: Human Anatomy for Kids an Inside Look at Body Organs by Jon Haws RN BSN (Nov 14, 2013)
To Be Human by Jiddu Krishnamurti (Oct 10, 2000)
Little Humans by Brandon Stanton (Oct 7, 2014)
The Meaning of Human Existence by Edward O. Wilson (Oct 6, 2014)
Ebola: The Natural and Human History of a Deadly Virus by David Quammen (Oct 20, 2014)
The Human Age: The World Shaped By Us by Diane Ackerman (Sep 10, 2014)
Movies about Humans:
The Human Scale [HD] 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins Directed by: Andreas M. Dalsgaard
The Perfect Human Diet [HD] 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: C.J. Hunt, Loren Cordain PhD, et al. Directed by: CJ Hunt and Gravitas Ventures
Masterpiece: Any Human Heart (Complete UK Edition) [HD] 2011 TV-MA CC - Directed by: Michael Samuels
Being Human (U.S.) Season 1 [HD] 2011 TV-14 CC - Directed by: Adam Kane
Becoming Human 2009 TV-PG CC -
Being Human (U.K.) Season 1 [HD] 2009 TV-14 CC -
The Human Spark 2010 TV-PG CC -
Wiki information Humans:
Homo sapiens is a biological species in the genus homo with notable subspecies homo sapiens sapiens (human).
Human evolution is the evolutionary process leading up to the appearance of modern humans. While it began with the last common ancestor of all life, the topic usually covers only the evolutionary history of primates, in particular the genus Homo, and...