Definition funny of Horsham:

urban- v. - To have anal sex with a woman while fisting her. - n. - Town, northern suburb of Philadelphia.

urbanDid you Horsham my daughter?

urbanAlso a Town in the South of England, it has very high house prices!

urbanWell I'd sell up and move somewhere cheaper, not to horsham

urban-n- A suburban town in the middle of nowhere outside of philly. Its also known to be a stuck up rich kid town. There is nothing to do except go to the movies or bowling, or mostly known diner Lancers.

urbanHorsham is known for the education at HHSHS! WHICH SUCKS!!!

urbanHorsham unfortunately is a very much unheard of town in australia in western victoria. It contains many diverse people... Most of which can't tell you there original gender. Horsham itself consists of almost 20,000 people and has it's own myspace page claiming horsham is only 99 years of age. People here generally make themselves easy to date and won't stick with a girlfriend/boyfriend for more than a week. It has a few schools of which contain equal masses of bogans. and only 10% of it's population ever completed their final year of school. It's a known fact in horsham that you only have to stand under a street lamp and within 5 minutes you will be asked "How much will it cost?" Also If you can walk through May park at 2am wearing a pink shirt and not be malled to death by Emos you know today will be a good day.


Songs about Horsham:

songsHorsham Blues by Montoya from the Album Man of the World

songsHorsham Boys by Tony Wales from the Album Sussex Folk Songs and Ballads

songsThe Horsham Ram by Gordon Hall from the Album As I Went Down To Horsham

songsIn Horsham Town by Gordon Hall from the Album Stepping It Out!

songsReturn to Horsham 1: But Where Is Albion Road? by Intrada Brass from the Album Gaite Canadienne

songsReturn to Horsham 2: Dad's Anvil Rings No More by Intrada Brass from the Album Gaite Canadienne

songsReturn to Horsham 3. Uncle Frank's Bus by Intrada Brass from the Album Gaite Canadienne


Books about Horsham:

booksLiberators over Norwich: The 458th Bomb Group (H), 8th USAAF at Horsham St. Faith 1944-1945 by Ron Mackay (Oct 28, 2010)

booksHorsham Township (PA) (Images of America) by Leon Clemmer and Horsham Preservation and Historical Association (Jun 28, 2004)

booksHorsham Then & Now: In Colour by David Arscott (Dec 1, 2011)

booksThe History and Antiquities of Horsham by Howard Dudley (Jul 6, 2010)

booksThe Diaries of Sarah Hurst 1759-1762: Life and Love in Eighteenth Century Horsham by Sarah Hurst and Susan C. Djabri (Nov 5, 2013)

booksHorsham: Webster's Quotations, Facts and Phrases by Icon Group International (Jul 30, 2010)

booksHorsham and District: Webster's Quotations, Facts and Phrases by Icon Group International (Jul 30, 2010)


Wiki information Horsham:

City/Town/Village, Statistical region, Location, Dated location, Travel destination

Horsham is a market town with a population of 55,657 on the upper reaches of the River Arun in the centre of the Weald, West Sussex and is within the historic county of Sussex, England. The town is 31 miles south south-west of London, 18.5 miles...

Horsham District
English non-metropolitan district, Statistical region, Location, Dated location, Administrative Division, UK statistical location

Horsham is a local government district in West Sussex, England. Its council is based in Horsham. The district borders those of Crawley, Mid Sussex, Mole Valley, Chichester, Arun and Adur. The district was formed on 1 April 1974, under the Local...