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Numerology information Hoff:
Name Number: 8 Meaning: Outer, Body, Physical, Ambition, Power, Progress, Career, Success, Respect, Fame, Means, Karma
Definition funny of Hoff:
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff. To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again. That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
Used to describe a large amount of body hair.
Wow! Look at the Hoff of chest hair on him!
noun, pertaining to David Hasselhoff Common usage "The Hoff", implying that he is the original Hoff to which all other usages are derived. Not contrained by his hit TV shows "Nightrider" and "Baywatch" or an obvious lack of acting, singing and modelling talent, The Hoff has become a post 80's email hit. Clearly the act of "Hoffing" (see further definitions of hoff) has escalated in recent times. The quick and efficient medium of email has made this crime against humanity too easy and the Victims of Hoff & Hoff Related Emails Crime Unit (VOHHRECU) has seen a dramatic rise in Hoff related violence, psychosis, and even suicide. Hoff related emails have also been on the increase. The Hoff's arch nemesis McGyver has started an emailing war, apparently enraged at The Hoff's born-again stardom. Other 80's B-grade celebrities also involved in the "coalition of The Hoff" in this war include Magnum P.I., Mr T, William Shatner and even the enigmatic Ingelbert Humperdink. The whole concept of The Hoff is currently subject to parlimentary review and legislation is being considered to curb the disturbing trend of Hoffing.
In loser speak: "The Hoff is cool" In teenage girl loser denial: "I love The Hoff and when I grow up, I'm going to marry him!" In general terms: "Man, The Hoff is such a fag" In Hoff related violent state: "Stop f*cking sending me f*cking Hoff emails. If you do it again I'm gonna cut rip your eyes out so I can make you watch as an overweight albino mountain gorilla soddomise your mum's still warm and twitching corpse!!!"
When one vehemently huffs a toxic chemical out of a brown paper bag by simultaneously inhaling through the nose and mouth.
Songs about Hoff:
One More Time (feat. Travis Van Hoff) by Scott & Brendo from the Album One More Time (feat. Travis Van Hoff)
Ralph Vaughan Williams - Loch Lomond (Arr. Von Hoff) by Gaudete Brass Quintet from the Album Brass Outings
Marianne (with Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs) by Tim Robbins from the Album Son Of Rogues Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs & Chanteys
Leonid Rudenko/Real Life (Christian Hoff Remix) by Dj Suraci And Spins from the Album Nervous Nitelife: Electro Sweat V1
My Crazy Afternoon (with Susanna Hoffs) by The Muffs from the Album Kaboodle
Splash On Em (feat. Katie Hoff & Limelyte) by Mike Alexandrov, Max Jaben & Azad Al-Barazi Ed Moses from the Album Splash On Em (feat. Katie Hoff & Limelyte) - Single
The Ballad Of Devin Hoff by Nels Cline from the Album The Giant Pin
Books about Hoff:
Drummer Hoff by Barbara Emberley and Ed Emberley (Sep 1, 1972)
By Benjamin Hoff: The Te of Piglet by -Penguin (Non-Classics)- (1993)
1958 Vintage Edition Danny and the Dinosaur, Story and Pictures By Syd Hoff (1958)
Drummer Hoff by Barbara Emberley and Ed Emberley (1967)
Philip Hoff: How Red Turned Blue in the Green Mountain State by Samuel B. Hand, Anthony Marro and Stephen C. Terry (Dec 13, 2011)
Hoff Lu : The Father of Nuclear Energy in China by W.Lee Shimmin, Caroline Baggaley, Shi Ming Wang and Shui Qing Wu (Sep 1, 1998)
The First Secret of Edwin Hoff by A.B. Bourne (Mar 24, 2012)
Movies about Hoff:
Acuna-Hoff-Mathisen Trio in Concert 2011 NR -
Five Stories For The Very Young: Whistle For Willie, Drummer Hoff, Harold's Fairy Tale, Changes, Changes & Caps... -
5 Stories for the Very Young: Changes, Changes/Harold's Fairy Tale/Whistle For Willie/Drummer Hoff/Caps For Sale... 1992 NR - Runtime: 30 mins Starring: Five Stories for the Very Young, et al.
Drummer Hoff -
The Hoff Is Back -
Street of Love and Hope - Stadt der Liebe und Hoff -
Wiki information Hoff:
Jacobus Henricus van 't Hoff, Jr. was a Dutch physical and organic chemist and the first winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry. He is best known for his discoveries in chemical kinetics, chemical equilibrium, osmotic pressure, and stereochemistry....
Kathryn Elise Hoff is an American competition swimmer. Hoff is strongest in the 200 and 400 meter individual medley, though she is a very capable swimmer in many events, ranging from the four 200 meter events to the 800 meter freestyle. She competed...