Definition funny of Helping:

urbanThe state of "helping" while high on marijuana. To be "helping" is the serious need of help because you are possibly incapacitated on the bed or are about to or have greened out. (True story, all names have been changed) So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person. The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate. Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out. When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.

urbanPerson 1 - "Dduuddee, you okay?" Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit" Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.


Songs about Helping:

songsHelping Hand by Morgan Heritage from the Album More Teachings

songsHelping Me Get Over You by Travis Tritt from the Album The Restless Kind

songsHelping Hand ( LP Version ) by Foghat from the Album Rock & Roll (aka Foghat)

songsHelping Hands by Quiet Riot from the Album Qr III

songsHurley's Helping Hand by Michael Giacchino from the Album Lost: Season 3 (Original Television Soundtrack)

songsHelping Hand by Amy Grant from the Album House Of Love

songsHelping Hand by The Hagar's Mountain Boys from the Album Where's The Lonesome


Books about Helping:

booksHelping Jamie: My Journey as a Gestational Carrier by Staci Mason (Oct 16, 2014)

booksHelping Without Hurting in Short-Term Missions: Leader's Guide by Steve Corbett, Brian Fikkert and Katie Casselberry (Oct 1, 2014)

booksThe Phoenix Project: A Novel about IT, DevOps, and Helping Your Business Win by Gene Kim, Kevin Behr and George Spafford (Oct 16, 2014)

booksHelping Without Hurting in Short-Term Missions: Participant's Guide by Steve Corbett, Brian Fikkert and Katie Casselberry (Oct 1, 2014)

booksBreakthrough: How to Build a Million Dollar Business by Helping Others Succeed by King Pinyin (Oct 18, 2014)

booksUnderstanding the Borderline Mother: Helping Her Children Transcend the Intense, Unpredictable, and Volatile Relationship... by Christine Ann Lawson (Jul 1, 2002)

booksAll I Want for Christmas is You, a Holiday Romance (Fate with a Helping Hand Book 1) by Lisa Mondello (Dec 1, 2013)


Movies about Helping:

moviesCare Bears: Helping Hearts 2013 TV-G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 22 mins Directed by: Lionsgate

moviesSigning Time Series 2 Vol. 10 - Helping Out Around the House 2010 NR - Runtime: 30 mins Starring: Rachel de Azevedo Coleman, et al. Directed by: Damian Dayton

moviesLet's Grow: Lend A Helping Hand 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 7 mins Directed by: Lionsgate

moviesBoston Legal - Season 2 2004 NR - Runtime: 19 hrs 25 mins Starring: Boston Legal Directed by: Boston Legal

moviesFamily Secrets: Second Helping 2014 NR - Runtime: 22 mins Starring: Unavailable Directed by: Catherine Anneau

moviesCurious George: Goes to the Doctor and Lends a Helping Hand 2008 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 48 mins

moviesFamily Affair: Season 1 1966 PG-13 - Runtime: 12 hrs 30 mins Starring: Brian Keith, Sebastian Cabot, et al. Directed by: James Sheldon and William D. Russell


Wiki information Helping:

Second Helping
Southern rock Album, Musical Album

Second Helping is a 1974 album by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It was the band's second album, and featured its biggest hit single, "Sweet Home Alabama", an answer song to Neil Young's "Alabama" and "Southern Man". The song reached #8 on the Billboard Hot 100...

Helping behavior

Helping behavior refers to voluntary actions intended to help the others, with reward regarded or disregarded. It is a type of prosocial behavior. Altruism is distinguished from helping behavior. Altruism refers to prosocial behaviors that are...


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