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Definition funny of Heathorn:
Slang term for an emotional wreck of a woman. Usually someone prone to give advice and damage control although her own life is an utter failure. A woman whose every action is hypocritical of how she lives. Teaching children without graduating high school herself, telling people how to be in relationships even though she hates her own, saying she's the penultimate type of friend even though she won't be honest to herself about the friends she has but hates.
That woman actually expects people to listen to her advice even though her life is a huge mess. She's such a Heathorn.
Books about Heathorn:
THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY: LIST OF HIS CORRESPONDENCE WITH MISS HENRIETTA ANNE HEATHORN, LATER MRS. HUXLEY, 1847-1854... by Jeanne (edit). Pingree (1969)
The Four-in-Hand. Song, written & composed by Capt. Heathorn by Thomas Bridges Heathorn (1885)
Poor Sailors on the Ocean. Song, words and music by T. B. Heathorn by Thomas Bridges Heathorn (1883)