Definition funny of Harpers:

urbanA cold-hearted woman. She is seen by the intelligent for what she is- an unappealing hag, but to the lesser minded beings she appears to be a goddess. In actuality, she's a grasping, unpleasant woman who is petty and typically dim-witted and will lure an abundance of equally dim-witted men into her grasp. Witnesses say she's a backstabbing bitch who will threaten you from afar but is a coward in person. Derived from the term harpy. See harpy for more details of appearance.

urban"Dude, did you see that chick?" "Yeah, she's totally hot." "Uh, I think you were looking a different girl... I'm talking about that Harper. You know, the petty back stabber?" "All I see is a gorgeous goddess." "Are you blind?" "No, I just have really low standards."

urban— noun a person with an intense hatred or fear of homosexuals, homosexuality or same-sex marriage.

urbanIf my gay friends want to get married, they should be able to. Don't be such a Harper!

urbanA swagtastic man of excellence, predominately due to his high levels of ass-kickin awesomeness. Harper is Chuck Norris approved and can drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and stare down a ravenous tiger while telepathically saying "I'll eat yo' ass fo lunch bitch".

urbanDude...Harper is so smooth he makes butter look like the Teton Mountain Range. Did you see that? As soon as he walked outside, the sun went down, even the sun is afraid of Harper.

urbanA Harper is someone who has more game with ladies than Santa Clause has reindeers at Christmas. A Harper is someone that is so butter, he should be served on rolls at Thanksgiving. A Harper is so mentally dominant that Darth Vader learned how to use the force from him. A Harper can make a hippo have an anorexic complex.


Songs about Harpers:

songsHarper Valley P.T.A. by Jeannie C. Riley from the Album Harper Valley P.T.A.

songsHarper Valley P.T.A. by Jeannie C. Riley from the Album Even More One Hit Wonders

songsWhite Boots (feat. Morgan Harper Nichols) by Jamie Grace from the Album Ready to Fly

songsMy Own Two Hands [feat. Ben Harper] by Jack Johnson from the Album Sing-A-Longs & Lullabies For The Film Curious George

songsWWE: Swamp Gas (Luke Harper & Erick Rowan) by Jim Johnston from the Album WWE: Swamp Gas (Luke Harper & Erick Rowan)

songsHarper Valley PTA (Karaoke Instrumental Track)[In the style of Jeannie C. Riley] by ProSound Karaoke Band from the Album Karaoke - In the Style of Jeannie C. Riley - Single (Professional Performance Tracks)

songsChange Is Gonna Come (Introducing Ophelia Harper) by Deitrick Haddon's LXW (League of Xtraordinary Worshippers) from the Album Deitrick Haddon's LXW (League of Xtraordinary Worshippers) [+digital booklet]


Books about Harpers:

booksStuart Little by E. B. White and Garth Williams (Feb 1, 2005)

booksHarper's Heart: A Contemporary Christian Romance by Yuwanda Black (Oct 7, 2014)

booksHarperCollins Study Bible - Student Edition: Fully Revised & Updated by Society of Biblical Literature, Harold W. Attridge and Wayne A. Meeks (Aug 22, 2006)

booksFive Little Pumpkins (Harper Growing Tree) by Dan Yaccarino (Aug 5, 2003)

booksNo Flying in the House (Harper Trophy Books) by Betty Brock and Wallace Tripp (Aug 9, 2005)

booksThe Glory of Their Times: The Story of the Early Days of Baseball Told by the Men Who Played It (Harper Perennial... by Lawrence S. Ritter (Apr 6, 2010)

booksHarperCollins Treasury of Picture Book Classics: A Child's First Collection by Tegen Katherine (Oct 15, 2002)


Movies about Harpers:

moviesHarper's Island Season 1 2009 TV-14 CC - Directed by: Rick Bota

moviesHarper 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 1 min Starring: Janet Leigh, Julie Harris, et al. Directed by: Jack Smight

moviesJoel Harper's Firming After 50 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Dr. Mehmet Oz, et al.

moviesTo Kill a Mockingbird: Reader's Guide on Video for the Harper Lee Novel 2014 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 18 mins Starring: Robert Crayola Directed by: Robert Crayola

moviesBob Harper: Yoga for the Warrior 2010 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Directed by: Darren Capik

moviesBob Harper: Pure Burn Super Strength 2010 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Bob Harper Directed by: Darren Capik

moviesHarper Valley P.T.A. 2005 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins Starring: Barbara Eden and Ronny Cox Directed by: Richard Bennett


Wiki information Harpers:

Harpers Ferry
City/Town/Village, Statistical region, Location, Dated location, HUD Foreclosure Area, Governmental Jurisdiction, HUD County Place

Harpers Ferry is a historic town in Jefferson County, West Virginia, United States. It was formerly Harper's Ferry with an apostrophe and that form continues to appear in some references. It is situated at the confluence of the Potomac and Shenandoah...

John Brown's raid on Harpers Ferry
Military Conflict, Event

John Brown's raid on Harpers Ferry was an attempt by the white abolitionist John Brown to start an armed slave revolt in 1859 by seizing a United States arsenal at Harpers Ferry, Virginia. Brown's raid, accompanied by 20 men in his party, was...