Gnat

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Gnat Expression, Gnat Soul Urge, Gnat Inner Dream

numerology

Numerology information Gnat:

numerologyName Number: 6 Meaning: Home, Family, Love, Balance, Harmony, Help, Warmth, Social justice

urban

Definition funny of Gnat:

urbanA small two-winged biting fly, e.g. a black fly or a midge.

urbanKill all gnats or be bitten!

urbanAKA Friut Fly AKA Nature's Asshole At birth, gnats are given three objectives in life that they feverishly carry out with as much enthusiasm as a swinger at a wife swap. First, they must at all costs have an innate desire to locate the nostrils of homosapiens and fly straight in to them no matter how visiously they are swatted at. Second, baring deflection from nostril penetration, they are given an intense sexual desire to mate with the human uvula. Typically the man or woman being attacked are so busy shouting obsenities at the gnat so as to allow easy access in to the mouth and straight to the back of the throat. Third, they are drawn to the sweet, sweet odor of feces. This causes a high concentration of the little assholes where ever there is a place mired in shit, such as open sewage lines, and your work place. Presently there is no way to destroy gnats permantly, however a good clapping of the hands have brought many a gnat to their compressed demise. In 1915 a Dutch farmer, after becoming violently enraged from swallowing one to many gnats over a humid summer, devised a gnat trap which are still in use to day. Striking a blow for human kind everywhere these traps are comprised of sucrose water made to smell like the uvula which draw gnats in and drown them in a watery tomb. This of course is only a temporary measure as they tend to re-appear a week later after one of your asshole co-workers leaves a banana to brown on his desk thus starting the cycle over again.

urbanFucking gnat is pissing me off, did Jeremy leave a banana on his desk again? If he did I'll *CHOKE* *COUGH* *COUGH* AH FUCK I SWALLOWED IT! *COUGH* *COUGH*

urbanSomeone who does frowned upon, but not illegal, actions in video games and life in general.

urban"Hey Bob Hayes your QB isn't your running back you Gnat.

urbanAn annoying bitch that won't leave you alone.

songs

Songs about Gnat:

songsMagnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat / Howling at the Moon / Man Overboard / Industry on Parade... by Kansas from the Album Leftoverture

songsThe Gnat and the Bull by Ralph Martell from the Album Aesop's Fables in Song

songsGnat (I'm All Alone) by Knowledge from the Album A Gift Before I Go

songsGnat Years by Absofacto from the Album Sinking Islands

songsMario Paint - Gnat Attack Level 1 by Retro Remix Revue from the Album Retro Remix Revue, Vol. 2

songsThe Gnat from Space by Dean Raskin from the Album Ascension - Deep Relaxation

songs3 Russian Songs with Variations: No. 1. Lots of Gnats in our Forest by Alexei Lubimov from the Album Russian Clavichords Of The XVIII Century

books

Books about Gnat:

booksThe Gnats of Knotty Pine by Bill Peet (Oct 29, 1984)

booksGnats! Learn About Gnats and Enjoy Colorful Pictures - Look and Learn! (50+ Photos of Gnats) by Becky Wolff (Sep 7, 2012)

booksDiary of a Worm: Nat the Gnat (I Can Read Book 1) by Doreen Cronin and Harry Bliss (May 27, 2014)

booksHow To Get Rid Of Gnats - Get Rid Of Gnats Fast & Easy by Chez Wilgan (May 5, 2013)

booksThe Gnat and Other Minor Poems of Virgil by Virgil, David R. Slavitt and Gordon Williams (Jul 13, 2011)

booksGnat Stokes and the Foggy Bottom Swamp Queen by Sally M. Keehn (Apr 21, 2005)

booksThe Gnat Is Older than Man by Christopher D. Stone (Mar 22, 1993)

wiki

Wiki information Gnat:

Folland Gnat
Aircraft model

The Folland Gnat was a small, swept-wing British subsonic jet trainer and light fighter aircraft developed by Folland Aircraft for the Royal Air Force, and flown extensively by the Indian Air Force. The Gnat was designed by W.E.W. Petter as a...

Gnat

A gnat is any of many species of tiny flying insects in the Dipterid suborder Nematocera, especially those in the families Mycetophilidae, Anisopodidae and Sciaridae. In British English, the term applies particularly to Nematocerans of the family...

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La SoGnatRicE - Dancer Daniel Gnattali Ilustração - Artist Arkadiusz Gnat Fotografia - Artist Gnato Productions - Artist Lil' Gnat - Athlete G.Nath - Artist Giovanna Gnatkowski - Artist Marcin Gnat - blog natemat.pl - Journalist G-NAT - Entertainer DGnatics FanClub - Dancer