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Numerology information Gnat:
Name Number: 6 Meaning: Home, Family, Love, Balance, Harmony, Help, Warmth, Social justice
Definition funny of Gnat:
A small two-winged biting fly, e.g. a black fly or a midge.
Kill all gnats or be bitten!
AKA Friut Fly AKA Nature's Asshole At birth, gnats are given three objectives in life that they feverishly carry out with as much enthusiasm as a swinger at a wife swap. First, they must at all costs have an innate desire to locate the nostrils of homosapiens and fly straight in to them no matter how visiously they are swatted at. Second, baring deflection from nostril penetration, they are given an intense sexual desire to mate with the human uvula. Typically the man or woman being attacked are so busy shouting obsenities at the gnat so as to allow easy access in to the mouth and straight to the back of the throat. Third, they are drawn to the sweet, sweet odor of feces. This causes a high concentration of the little assholes where ever there is a place mired in shit, such as open sewage lines, and your work place. Presently there is no way to destroy gnats permantly, however a good clapping of the hands have brought many a gnat to their compressed demise. In 1915 a Dutch farmer, after becoming violently enraged from swallowing one to many gnats over a humid summer, devised a gnat trap which are still in use to day. Striking a blow for human kind everywhere these traps are comprised of sucrose water made to smell like the uvula which draw gnats in and drown them in a watery tomb. This of course is only a temporary measure as they tend to re-appear a week later after one of your asshole co-workers leaves a banana to brown on his desk thus starting the cycle over again.
Fucking gnat is pissing me off, did Jeremy leave a banana on his desk again? If he did I'll *CHOKE* *COUGH* *COUGH* AH FUCK I SWALLOWED IT! *COUGH* *COUGH*
Someone who does frowned upon, but not illegal, actions in video games and life in general.
"Hey Bob Hayes your QB isn't your running back you Gnat.
An annoying bitch that won't leave you alone.
Songs about Gnat:
Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat / Howling at the Moon / Man Overboard / Industry on Parade... by Kansas from the Album Leftoverture
The Gnat and the Bull by Ralph Martell from the Album Aesop's Fables in Song
Gnat (I'm All Alone) by Knowledge from the Album A Gift Before I Go
Gnat Years by Absofacto from the Album Sinking Islands
Mario Paint - Gnat Attack Level 1 by Retro Remix Revue from the Album Retro Remix Revue, Vol. 2
The Gnat from Space by Dean Raskin from the Album Ascension - Deep Relaxation
3 Russian Songs with Variations: No. 1. Lots of Gnats in our Forest by Alexei Lubimov from the Album Russian Clavichords Of The XVIII Century
Books about Gnat:
The Gnats of Knotty Pine by Bill Peet (Oct 29, 1984)
Gnats! Learn About Gnats and Enjoy Colorful Pictures - Look and Learn! (50+ Photos of Gnats) by Becky Wolff (Sep 7, 2012)
Diary of a Worm: Nat the Gnat (I Can Read Book 1) by Doreen Cronin and Harry Bliss (May 27, 2014)
How To Get Rid Of Gnats - Get Rid Of Gnats Fast & Easy by Chez Wilgan (May 5, 2013)
The Gnat and Other Minor Poems of Virgil by Virgil, David R. Slavitt and Gordon Williams (Jul 13, 2011)
Gnat Stokes and the Foggy Bottom Swamp Queen by Sally M. Keehn (Apr 21, 2005)
The Gnat Is Older than Man by Christopher D. Stone (Mar 22, 1993)
Wiki information Gnat:
The Folland Gnat was a small, swept-wing British subsonic jet trainer and light fighter aircraft developed by Folland Aircraft for the Royal Air Force, and flown extensively by the Indian Air Force. The Gnat was designed by W.E.W. Petter as a...
A gnat is any of many species of tiny flying insects in the Dipterid suborder Nematocera, especially those in the families Mycetophilidae, Anisopodidae and Sciaridae. In British English, the term applies particularly to Nematocerans of the family...