Definition funny of Fathers:

urbanThe guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it

urbanme: can i drive today dad:no me:oh come on dad:if we die itz your fault me:i got my ass kicked at school today dad:you loser me:they stole my lunch money too dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made me:... dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet

urbanif they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

urbanOh shit! its my father hide.

urbanan unkown contributer to the ghetto

urbanBITCH i dont know my father

urbanA man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars. If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.


Songs about Fathers:

songsThis Is My Father's World by Andrew Kim & Sandra Van Opstal from the Album This Is My Father's World

songsFather Figure by George Michael from the Album Ladies And Gentlemen... The Best Of George Michael

songsFather Sun Holy Spirit (feat. Gods Spell) by Nehemiah from the Album The Building Block 1.5

songsGhosts of Our Fathers by Otis Gibbs from the Album Souvenirs of a Misspent Youth

songsMother & Father by Broods from the Album Evergreen

songsEternal Father, Strong to Save (The U.S. Navy Hymn) by US Navy and Sea Chanters Chorus from the Album Veterans Day Honor

songsDance With My Father (Radio Version) [Clean] by Luther Vandross from the Album The Ultimate Luther Vandross


Books about Fathers:

booksThe Fathers by Pope Benedict XVI (Aug 18, 2008)

booksFather Found (The Daddy School Book 1) by Judith Arnold (Nov 14, 2013)

booksThe Fathers of New England A Chronicle of the Puritan Commonwealths by Charles McLean Andrews and Allen Johnson (Mar 24, 2011)

booksFathers House by C. Edward Baldwin (Dec 29, 2013)

booksFather Francis's Confessions by John DeFlumeri Jr and Jeanette DeFlumeri (Oct 9, 2014)

booksOn Her Father's Grave (Rogue River Novella Book 1) by Kendra Elliot (Oct 7, 2014)

booksFather Christmas and the Seven Trolls by Michelle Hanstock (Oct 12, 2014)


Movies about Fathers:

moviesBig Mommas: Like Father, Like Son: World Premiere 2011 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 7 mins Directed by: John Whitesell

moviesFather Ted Season 1 1995 TV-14 CC - Directed by: Declan Lowney and Andy DeEmmony

moviesThe Hidden Faith of the Founding Fathers 2013 G CC - Runtime: 3 hrs Starring: Chris Pinto and Ed Decker Directed by: Christian J. Pinto

moviesLife With Father - 1947 Color (Digitally Remastered Version) 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 54 mins Starring: William Powell, Irene Dunne, et al. Directed by: Michael Curtiz

moviesFather Brown, Season 1 2013 TV-PG CC -

moviesFather Brown Season 1 1974 NR CC - Directed by: Robert Tronson

moviesA Promise To My Father 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 56 mins Directed by: Tim Gray


Wiki information Fathers:

Church Fathers

The Church Fathers, Early Church Fathers, Christian Fathers, or Fathers of the Church are ancient and generally influential Christian theologians, some of whom were eminent teachers and great bishops. The term is used of writers or teachers of the...

Founding Fathers of the United States
Literature Subject

The Founding Fathers of the United States of America were political leaders and statesmen who participated in the American Revolution by signing the United States Declaration of Independence, taking part in the American Revolutionary War, and...