Definition funny of Facebook:

urbana stalkers dream come true

urbanfacebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

urbanthe reason my papers are never done on time.

urbanneed to write report = facebook time!

urbanAn online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends." Good for: 1.) Procrastinating 2.) Stalking

urbanScenario 1: Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night! Scenario 2: Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night! Girl 2: Really?! Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)

urbanWARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.


Songs about Facebook:

songsFacebook Song by Rhett and Link from the Album Up To This Point

songsFacebook by Lady Saw from the Album My Way

songsF**k Facebook [Explicit] by King Kirk from the Album F**k Facebook [Explicit]

songsFacebook Song: She's Not Loggin' On by Ernie Lewis from the Album Southern Jams

songsGrandma Got a Facebook by Your Favorite Martian from the Album Grandma Got a Facebook - Single

songsFacebook Friends (Bonus Track) by Brad Paisley from the Album Wheelhouse (Deluxe Version)

songsI Bought Ads on Facebook! [Explicit] by Eugene Mirman from the Album An Evening Of Comedy In A Fake, Underground Laboratory [Explicit]


Books about Facebook:

booksFacebook Advertising For Businesses: The Strategy I Used To Generate 6 Cent Clicks With Facebook Ads by Liudas Butkus (Oct 3, 2014)

booksEssential Social Media Marketing using Facebook and Twitter: Marketing your business using social media marketing... by David Souza (Oct 13, 2014)

booksFacebook Diaries by Brian Shell (Jun 24, 2011)

booksFacebook Marketing All-in-One For Dummies (For Dummies (Business & Personal Finance)) by Andrea Vahl, John Haydon and Jan Zimmerman (Aug 18, 2014)

booksFacebook and Twitter For Seniors For Dummies (For Dummies (Computer/Tech)) by Marsha Collier (Aug 18, 2014)

booksFacebook For Dummies by Carolyn Abram (Aug 2, 2013)

booksFacebook All-in-One For Dummies (For Dummies (Computer/Tech)) by Jamie Crager, Scott Ayres, Melanie Nelson and Daniel Herndon (Apr 28, 2014)


Movies about Facebook:

movies7 Habits of Highly Successful Social Media Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Google 2012 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 2 mins Starring: Terry Ogburn Presenter Directed by: Anthony Kovic

moviesFacebook Money: Millionaires Club 2011 NR - Runtime: 40 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesCharlie Rose - A Rebroadcast of an Interview with Facebook Leadership (November 11, 2011) 2012 NR - Runtime: 57 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesFacebook Marketing for Business, How to Generate Likes, Leads and Sales for Your Business - Learn Social Media... 2013 Unrated -

moviesA Parent's Video Guide to Facebook.com 2009 - Runtime: 20 mins Starring: Dr. Brian J. Dixon Directed by: Dr. Brian J. Dixon

movies60 Minutes, January 13, 2008 - The Face Behind Facebook 2008 - Runtime: 13 mins

moviesFacebook for Seniors and Everyone Else 2011 - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: Scribere LLC Directed by: Scribere LLC


Wiki information Facebook:

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Founded in February 2004, Facebook is a social utility that helps people communicate more efficiently with their friends, family and coworkers. The company develops technologies that facilitate the sharing of information through the social graph, the...

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Facebook is a social networking website founded in 2004. This is a list of software and technology features that can be found on the Facebook website.