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Definition funny of Eunuch:

urban1) a male whose balls have been removed, either for government service (such as in ancient Africa and Rome) or, if the castration takes place before puburty, to prevent the voice from breaking (Italian opera's male sopranos of the 17th thru 19th centuries). In the present day, this sort of eunuch may result from testicular cancer. 2) a male whose entire genitalia is removed. Done as punishment in Ancient Rome, and to qualify for royal government service in China as recently as the 20th century. Also, the hijdra, a caste of Indian transexuals, practice this complete castration. 3) though rarely applied in this context, may also be a male with a single testicle amputated. A modern example would be Tom Green, who broadcast the operation on MTV and then went on to bang Drew Barrymore. Not to be confused with Unix, a computer operating system believed to be superior to more mainstream options like Windows and Mac.

urbanThat guy's SUV is huge! He's overcompensating for so much, he must be a eunuch.

urbana male whose sexual glands (testes) have been removed before puberty; a castrated male. Eunuchs, or 'castrati' develop many of the secondary sex characteristics of females, especially a higher voice, absence of a beard, and scanty body hair. At one time, castration was performed to preserve the soprano voice of young choir boys, and also to provide harem guards who could not seduce their charges. (Greek euoukus, 'guardian of the bed.')

urban"You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?" - Capt. Jack Sparrow

urbanA eunuch is a castrated human male. The castration can be only of the testes, or also include the penis, known as a penectomy (often with a tube inserted to keep the urethra open, called a urethral rerouting). The practice was established before 700 BC and accounts of eunuchs are known throughout history. The English word eunuch is from the Greek eune ("bed") and ekhein ("to keep"), effectively "bed keeper." This indicates the traditional role of the eunuch—as a reliable keeper of a ruler's harem. Other servants or slaves were also castrated in order to make them 'safer,' either in childhood or later.

urbanSeth Warshaw is a eunuch. He has no penis.

urbanA eunuch is someone who has their balls cut off before puberty and possibly might not be able to mature their voice or go through puberty fully. There is nothing to be ashamed about to being a eunuch. They were found as far back as to the Byzantine Empire, and even Egyptians.

songs

Songs about Eunuch:

songsEddie The Eunuch by Kris Kristofferson from the Album Surreal Thing

songsEunuch Nights by Frumpies from the Album Jackson's Jukebox

songsEunuch Boy by Descendents from the Album Everything Sucks

songsThe Acts of the Apostles (New Jerusalem version): Acts 8:26-40 Philip baptises a eunuch by David Guthrie from the Album New Testament (New Jerusalem Version), Set 6: The Acts of The Apostles

songsBallad of Johnny Eunuch by BAG from the Album Bag [Explicit]

songsBlack Eunuch by Algiers from the Album Blood 7 inch

songsCalling All Eunuchs by The Uniform from the Album Black and Vain

books

Books about Eunuch:

booksEunuchs and Castrati by Piotr O. Scholz and Shelley L. Frisch (Jul 30, 2014)

booksThe Eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty (SUNY Series in Chinese Local Studies) (Suny Series, Chinese Local Studies) by Shih-Shan Henry Tsai (Nov 16, 1995)

booksEunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven: Women, Sexuality and the Catholic Church by Uta Ranke-Heineman and Peter Heinegg (Oct 1, 1991)

booksThe Female Eunuch by Germaine Greer (Oct 14, 2008)

booksEunuchs for the Kingdom of Heaven by Uta Ranke-Heinemann (Oct 1, 1990)

booksThe Last Eunuch of China: The Life of Sun Yaoting by Jia Yinghua and Sun Haichen (Mar 2009)

booksEunuch by Leonard Lustgarten (Sep 15, 2008)

movies

Movies about Eunuch:

moviesEunuch 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 49 mins Starring: Sung-kee Ahn, Mi-suk Lee and Kung-won Nam Directed by: Doo-yong Lee

moviesThe Eunuch R - Starring: Chiao Chiao, Hua Tsung, Ying Bai, et al. Directed by: Wing Jou Yip

moviesLi Lianying: The Imperial Eunuch 2013 - Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins Starring: Jiang Wen and Liu Xiaoqing Directed by: Tian Zhuangzhuang

moviesAmerican Eunuchs 2006 -

moviesTales of A Eunuch 1983 - Directed by: Hua Shan

moviesEunuch of the Western Palace 2004 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Hua Chung, Fei Meng, Don Wong, et al. Directed by: Ma Wu

moviesLai Shi China's Last Eunuch -

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