Definition funny of Environmentalist:

urbanA person who lives in a nice timber and stone house filled with wooden furniture, who advocates a total ban on cutting trees and mining. This person is inevitably a city-dweller, but acts as if he knows what is best for people in rural environments, especially those dependent on timber cutting or mining. This makes an environmentalist as popular as a turd in the punch bowl in rural places. An environmentalist uses liberal judges sitting in courts of law, rather than the legislative process, to shove his plans down everyone else's throat. Recently, some environmentalists have recognized that they do not appeal to rank and file citizens of the USA. This is good news. Compare an environmentalist with a conservationist, a person who wants to protect natural resources without trampling on everyone else's property rights. Typical conservationists are hunters, fishermen, campers, and hikers.

urbanEnvironmentalists recommend turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Colorado. They do not advocate turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Massachusetts. "Not in MY back yard, they say."

urbanAn intelligent human being who believes that human interests are not always in the best interests of human beings themselves (in the long run, of course) or other species. Although there are some impressionable airheaded environmentalists, the majority are scientifically informed and dedicated to their cause. Many things that environmentalists have worked for have also benefitted mankind, such as restrictions on pollution, which can cause deformities at birth.

urbanThere are two kinds of environmentalists- shallow environmentalists, who believe that nature should be preserved because of its beauty or value to mankind, and deep environmentalists, who think that nature has value in itself, Gandhi was an environmentalist as well as peace-activist.

urbanSomeone who says we should stop watching so much TV and get out into the wilds, and talks of wind farms as the next big thing in Green, Earth-friendly energy generation, until those techie eggheads actually build wind farms, at which point the environmentalist starts talking about how all those whirling blades pose a threat to bird life and interfere with the energies in a little old lady's television. They used to do everyone a favour trying to save whales and reminding the public of the evils of pollution and tropical deforestation. Now they prefer to chow down on maize that has been so mutated it needs human farmers to help it reproduce, and milk from cows with huge swaying udders who wouldn't last a tap on the savannahs of Africa, often themselves dressed in wool stolen from similarly unnatural sheep, while getting everyone riled up about the alleged satanic evil of genetic engineering. Gimme the old days when Greenpeace were risking their lives before the harpoons of Russian and Japanese whalers, rather than risking the sanity of Western civilisation.

urbanLet's do the environmentalist two-step, honey.

urbanTree hugger who opposes the advancement of civilization, industry and business.


Songs about Environmentalist:

songs3 Minute Environmentalist by Dark Alley Treatment from the Album The Hard Way

songsEmpathetic Environmentalist by StreightAngular from the Album After And Before

songsEnvironmentalist by Eggshell Egoz from the Album Funky Poetz

songsThe Environmentalist by Tom Hunnicutt from the Album The Early Years

songsThe Environmentalist by Hardin Sweaty and The Ready To Go from the Album Get Your Science Right [Explicit]

songsThe Environmentalist by David Hb Drake from the Album Secret Garden

songsEnvironmentalists by Dennis Miller from the Album America 180?


Books about Environmentalist:

booksConfessions of a Greenpeace Dropout: The Making of a Sensible Environmentalist by Patrick Moore (Apr 17, 2011)

booksThe Skeptical Environmentalist: Measuring the Real State of the World by Bjørn Lomborg (Sep 10, 2001)

booksJohn Muir: Candlewick Biographies: America's First Environmentalist by Kathryn Lasky and Stan Fellows (Mar 25, 2014)

booksMoby-Duck: The True Story of 28,800 Bath Toys Lost at Sea & of the Beachcombers, Oceanographers, Environmentalists... by Donovan Hohn (Feb 28, 2012)

booksWhat Every Environmentalist Needs to Know About Capitalism by Fred Magdoff and John Bellamy Foster (Jun 1, 2011)

booksCool IT (Movie Tie-in Edition): The Skeptical Environmentalist's Guide to Global Warming by Bjorn Lomborg (Oct 26, 2010)

booksThe Imperfect Environmentalist: A Practical Guide to Clearing Your Body, Detoxing Your Home, and Saving the Earth... by Sara Gilbert (Aug 13, 2013)


Movies about Environmentalist:

moviesA Firing Line Debate: "Resolved: That the Environmentalists Are Going Too Far, Too Fast" 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 58 mins Starring: William F. Buckley Jr., et al. Directed by: Unavailable

moviesAmerican Literary Classics - The Transcendentalists: Teaching Henry David Thoreau - Botanist, Environmentalist... 2011 NR - Runtime: 24 mins Directed by: James H Bride

moviesA Firing Line Debate: "Resolved: That the Environmentalists Are Going Too Far, Too Fast" 2011 - Runtime: 2 hrs Starring: William F. Buckley Jr., et al.

moviesAmerican Literary Classics - The Transcendentalists: Teaching Henry David Thoreau - Botanist, Environmentalist... 2011 NR - Runtime: 24 mins Directed by: James H Bride

moviesAn Evening with the Skeptical Environmentalist: Bjorn Lomborg -

moviesA Video Visit with Lynne Cherry -

moviesBill Moyers Journal: Robert Wright on the Evolution of God / Obama and Environmentalists 2009 - Runtime: 57 mins Starring: Mary Sweeters and Erich Pica


Wiki information Environmentalist:

Profession, Literature Subject, Character Occupation

An environmentalist broadly supports the goals of the environmental movement, "a political and ethical movement that seeks to improve and protect the quality of the natural environment through changes to environmentally harmful human activities". An...

Environmental movement
Literature Subject, Film subject

The environmental movement, also including conservation and green politics, is a diverse scientific, social, and political movement for addressing environmental issues. Environmentalists advocate the sustainable management of resources and...


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