Definition funny of Dronfield:

urbanA small town north of Chesterfield and south of Sheffield, most people in this small town are inbred, mums and dads were related long before marriage. For such a small town it also has a high percentage of closet homosexuals, particularly in the woodhouse area.I Suspect a lot of the closets move here because the pub known locally as "The Jolly Farmer", the name really does do it justice, it holds gay nights but all are welcome so the closets can bring their inbred families and look without touching. If you want to touch ask around the town centre for a guy called GAY A, he is inbred and well known. The home office advice to non-residents is to take extreme care if you drop something. It’s recommended that you leave it unless you have someone watching your back. If you have no one to watch your back and the item is of such value that the inevitable consequences are acceptable it is recommended that you clench your buttocks with sufficient force to crush a brick, you have been warned.

urban“I would like to sleep with my sister so we’re moving to Dronfield” “I dream about taking him up the Dronfield but don‘t tell my wife's me sister's me aunty's mother” “I’m off to the jolly for a perv at a Dronfielder” "i'm off to to Dronfield to see GAY A"


Books about Dronfield:

booksDronfield Remembered by Roger A. Redfern

booksDronfield in Old Photographs by Roger Redfern (Sep 23, 1999)

booksDronfield's Remarkable Houses by Roger A. Redfern (Oct 10, 2001)

booksDronfield Round About: A Second Personal View in Pictures by Roger Redfern (1988)

booksDronfield Yesterday by Roger Redfern (Oct 30, 2003)

booksThe Dronfield Story by Roger A. Redfern (Oct 1, 2004)

booksVicinus' reply to the letter of J. T. of Dronfield; and the Society for constitutional information, at Sheffield... by Vicinus (Jun 9, 2010)


Wiki information Dronfield:

City/Town/Village, Statistical region, Location, English civil parish, Dated location, Administrative Division

Dronfield is a town in North East Derbyshire in the North Midlands region of England. It comprises the three communities of Dronfield, Dronfield Woodhouse and Coal Aston. It is sited in the valley of the small River Drone, and lies between the town...

Dronfield railway station
Transit Stop, Location

Dronfield railway station serves the town of Dronfield in Derbyshire, England, south of Sheffield, on the Midland Main Line between Chesterfield and Sheffield.