Definition funny of Danville:

urbanA small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas. Danville is a melting pot of diversity. There are many ethnic groups in Danville, including: Illegal Immigrants, Emo Kids, Holy Rollers, Trailer Urchins, Stereotypical Southern Rednecks, Wannabe Gangstas, White Wannabe Gangstas, and Burnouts. There are only about 4 high schools in the Danville/Southern Pittsylvania County area, and it's quite possible to determine which high school any given teen attends just by looking at them. Bottom line, Danville is an anagram for "evil land."

urbanWhen a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville.

urbanA rather wealthy city within the 925 area code in the East San Francisco Bay. It has a population of just over 40,000. The average income is $114,000 a year. Within the city is the lavish neighborhood of blackhawk which just happens to house E-40's new mansion.

urbanWho wants to go to Danville?

urbanthe town that supports the gangsta' rap industry. populated primarily by upper class whites who drive late-model german cars.

urbanGreenbrooks the toughest neighborhood in Danville, mein.

urbanDanville is prolly the whitest city in all of CA, and one of the fakest ones, too. You'd be lucky to find 10 black guys in all of San Ramon Valley. People think they're ghetto cause they wear Bape and Raiders shit, but they live in million dollar houses and don't know what anything means, and have their parents give them cars nicer than the teacher's. If you don't think you're ghetto you can try to get into the skating click. Just wear a lot of Krew and DC and you're in. You don't even have to skate, just wear tight jeans and krew, and you're good. Besides that you've got the preps, who whine and whine about how spoiled every one else is, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. Most people think that New Balance and other running shoes are cool, and if you wear a pair of basketball shoes people think it's wierd. If you need somethin' to do, you go down to Blackhawk or In n Out or McDonalds and get Drunk or Stoned, and then tell every one about it the next day to seem cool. The high Schools are Monte Vista and San Ramon Valley, who hate each other for no real reason except they're in the same city and every one from the other school thinks the people from the other are spoiled, again, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. People's opinions of 'hot' is anorexic, blonde, or both. Trying to explain to some one that if a girl isn't white they can be hot gets you nowhere, because the whole place is that racist. Every single person has at least one picture on their phone or camera of them 'thizzin' and trying to rep a gang that they have the hand signal for WRONG. People say nigga every five seconds, even though they're white, are talking to white people, and are wearing running shoes, a raiders jacket, and American Eagle. People only listen to Yay-Area, and then can't figure out what Ghost Ride The whip means. The reason people do this is because E-40 has a mansion here, and they think deep down they have some great connection with him, or that the city must be ghetto since E-40 has a mansion there, which in their mind automatically makes it ghetto because he's a celebrity. Pretty much a retarded city all around.


Songs about Danville:

songsDanville Girl by Woody Guthrie from the Album Woody Guthrie Sings Folk Songs, Vol. 2

songsDanville Girl by Troublesome Creek String Band from the Album Fast As Time Can Take Me

songsThe Man from Danville by Sleepy Man Banjo Boys from the Album The Farthest Horizon

songsDanville Main by Illinois Nationals from the Album Illinois Nationals

songsDanville Dame by Tim Hardin from the Album Hang On To A Dream: The Verve Recordings

songsDennis Dupree From Danville (Album Version) by Cryan' Shames from the Album Sugar & Spice (A Collection)

songsDanville by Chris Knight from the Album Heart of Stone


Books about Danville:

booksLivermore, CA Pleasanton;/San Ramon/Danville by G.M. Johnson (Jan 1, 2009)

booksDanville, Montour County, Pennsylvania by D. H. B. Browner (Aug 18, 2014)

booksDanville (Images of America (Arcadia Publishing)) by Vermilion County Museum Society (Jun 9, 2014)

booksDanville (Images of America) by Lindsay Merritt, Carol Johnson Senn and Clarence Wyatt (Aug 8, 2011)

booksDanville (VA) (Images of America) by Todd McGregor Yeatts (Feb 28, 2005)

booksDanville Revisited (Images of America) by Clara G. Fountain and Gary Grant (Jul 15, 2013)

booksDanville, Virginia: And The Coming Of The Modern South by Michael Swanson (Mar 19, 2010)


Movies about Danville:

moviesThe Big Picture - Operation Danville 2011 NR - Runtime: 29 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesThe Big Picture - Operation Danville 2008 - Runtime: 30 mins

moviesSlim and the Supreme Angels Live in Danville, Va -


Wiki information Danville:

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Danville is an independent city in the U.S. state of Virginia. As of the 2010 census, the population was 43,055. It is bounded by Pittsylvania County, Virginia and Caswell County, North Carolina. It hosts the Danville Braves baseball club of the...

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The Town of Danville is located in the San Ramon Valley in Contra Costa County, California. It is one of the incorporated municipalities in California that uses "town" in its name instead of "city". The population was 42,039 in 2010. According to...