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Numerology information Crusades:

numerologyName Number: 9 Meaning: Divine, God, Goodness, Truth, Unconditional love, Gift, Free will, Ideal, Whole, Endless

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Definition funny of Crusades:

urbanA popular pastime during Middle Ages in which participants celebrated the King of Peace by raping and slaughtering every Muslim in sight. Generally considered the beginning of the age-old Christian tradition of killing those who are different from them.

urbanMuslim: Welcome to Jerusalem! Crusader: (cuts Muslim's head off) Yay crusades!

urbanThe crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

urbanChristian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

urbanA series of wars n shit that happened in ancient medieval times. So you got the Holy Land, Jerusalem. This place is like Mecca to christians and catholics. For some reason the Arabs, Islams, Saracens etc wanted it. So the Arabs marched thier huge army and said "we'll take it". Meanwhile in Europe, all the white boys there got really pissed off about this and got together, got some weapons and marched to Jerusalem getting into all kinds of shennanighans on the way. So the White boys get to Jerusalem and slaughtered the arab army and the Pope was all happy again. Then you get this guy named Saladin who had a huge army and wanted Jerusalem back from the "Blue Eyed Demons" as ahe called the white men from Europe. One of this "Blue Eyed Demons" happened to be Richard the Lionheart from england. He also had an army that was a bit smaller that Saladins but he himself was a tough, streetsmart fucker who could handle himself on the battlefield. The forces meet and a huge battle called Asurf takes place. Richards white boys win the battle against the arabs. Saladin gets realy cut about this and puts a Jihad on their ass. This is serious shit coz u got muslims with jihads and eurotrash with crusades. So the white boys spill heaps of innocent blood and kill and murder and make one hell of a mess then sign a peace treaty with the muslims. Like whiteboys do, they kill n make mess and when things get hectic they think fuck this and leave. They went back to Europe and im pretty sure that they come back a few times to cause a bit more trouble. Meanwhile the Jews who lived here just stood back and hoped that the white boys would protect them coz they aint had an army scince the romans fucked them. Sadly today theres still bitchin about who lives here.

urban"Man those crusades were fucked up hey" "JIHAD!" "ok"

urbanA holy war of liberation and oil.

songs

Songs about Crusades:

songsOverture And A Prisoner Of The Crusades (From Chains To Freedom) by Michael Kamen from the Album Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves

songsChildren's Crusade by Sting from the Album The Dream Of The Blue Turtles

songsIndiana Jones And The Last Crusade (Indiana Jones Theme) by Philharmonic Rock Orchestra from the Album The Best Of John Williams

songsSlave Children's Crusade by John Williams from the Album Indiana Jones: The Soundtracks Collection (5-CD Boxed Set)

songsCrusade by Voltaire from the Album Then And Again

songsThe Crusade by Trivium from the Album The Crusade [Special Edition]

songsIndy's First Adventure (From "Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade") by The City Of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra from the Album The Music of John Williams: The Definitive Collection

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Wiki information Crusades:

Crusades
Military Conflict, Film subject, Event, Literature Subject

The Crusades were military campaigns sanctioned by the Latin Roman Catholic Church during the High Middle Ages and Late Middle Ages. In 1095 Pope Urban II proclaimed the First Crusade with the stated goal of restoring Christian access to holy places...

Northern Crusades
Military Conflict, Event

The Northern Crusades or Baltic Crusades were crusades undertaken by the Christian kings of Denmark, Poland and Sweden, the German Livonian and Teutonic military orders, and their allies against the pagan peoples of Northern Europe around the...

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