Definition funny of Crump:

urbanold word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

urbanI'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.

urbanA venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

urbanGirl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch! Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

urbanverb - to stomp onto the stomach of a freshly deceased corpse with such force that its internal organs erupt from its anus/vagina. Usually performed so that the guts spray into the face of a willing volunteer for their perverted pleasure.

urbanJon: "How'd you like that time when I crumped your mum all over you?" Dan: "It was the hottest thing ever"

urbanSynonym for the verb 'masturbate'.


Songs about Crump:

songsIf You Crump Stand Up by EDit from the Album Certified Air Raid Material

songsIf You Crump Stand Up by EDit from the Album Certified Air Raid Material

songsI Need Your Love (Crump Daddy Club Mix) by Harrison Crump from the Album San Francisco Sessions (Kaskade)

songsThe Ballad Of Bill Crump by Tom T. Hall from the Album The Essential Tom T. Hall: Twentieth Anniversary Collection/The Story Songs

songsThe Memphis Blues (Or Mister Crump) (Album Version) by Louis Armstrong & His All Stars from the Album Louis Armstrong Plays W. C. Handy

songsCrump and Jim Kinnane by Van Hunt from the Album Blues At Home 1

songsMemphis Blues (Mr. Crump) by Manhattan Ragtime Orchestra from the Album Euphonic Sounds (Radical Popmusic from the Ragtime Era)


Books about Crump:

booksCrump: The Nebraska high-school football coach who was not what we wanted, but just what we needed (Volume 1) by Bob Thomas (Mar 2, 2012)

booksRothstein, Raeder and Crump's Evidence in a Nutshell, 6th by Paul Rothstein, Myrna Raeder and David Crump (Dec 8, 2011)

booksMrs. Crump's Cat by Linda Smith and David Roberts (May 2, 2006)

booksColumbus Indiana's Historic Crump Theatre by David Sechrest (Oct 1, 2013)

booksAvril Crump And Her Amazing Clones by Angela Woolfe (Mar 1, 2005)

booksOld Crump: The True Story of a Trip West by Laurie Lawlor and John Winch (Mar 1, 2002)

books"Crumps" The Plain Story of a Canadian Who Went: With a Prefatory Note By General Leonard Wood by Louis Keene (Dec 22, 2013)


Movies about Crump:

moviesThe People Vs Paul Crump 2014 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Paul Crump Directed by: William Friedkin

moviesAndy Griffith Show Collector's Edition -

moviesThe Couch - Crimen a las 7 - Owen Crump - Grant Williams -


Wiki information Crump:

David Banner
Southern rap Artist, Musical Artist, Broadcast Artist, Record Producer, Musician, TV Actor, Person or entity appearing in film, Social network user, Featured artist, Award Nominee

Lavell William Crump, better known by his stage name David Banner, is an American rapper, record producer, and occasional actor. Born in Jackson, Mississippi, Banner graduated from Southern University and pursued a masters of education at the...

City/Town/Village, HUD County Place, Dated location, Statistical region, Location, HUD Foreclosure Area

Crump is a city in Hardin County, Tennessee. The population was 1,428 at the 2010 census.