Definition funny of Crans:

urbanA pink smiley with a horizontal hand gesture. See fag, ghey, homo, genmay

urbanYou're stho sthuper you wittle cran joo!

urbana pointed stick or pencil of colored clay, chalk, wax, etc., used for drawing or coloring. It is often mistakingly pronounced "cray-yon" which is, in fact, not a real word.

urbanWhat the fuck is a crayon? are you retarded? Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were dropped a lot as a kid and didn't mean to offend you, but could you please pass the blue cran so I could finish coloring this?

urbanAlso seen as :cran:. The word cran is a synonym for gaytard.

urbanDo something productive and stop reading stuff on this website, cran.

urbanA herd loud, intrusive girls whose natural habitat is frat parties. Known to be too loud at all times, often screaming baby noises at social gatherings. To organize they give a loud call of, "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS." When synchronized the call reaches resonance that can burst the ear drums of any unsuspecting males in the area. The only known defense against the cry is to be heavily intoxicated. Once drunk the CRAN will attempt to leave their home but must change their clothes 4-8 times and change their plans repeatedly, until know one knows where they are going. Many biologists believe this is to confuse predators that would follow the CRAN. Once organized they move from party to party only stopping for minutes at a time to express their displeasure in their current surroundings. The migratory patterns of the CRAN are little understood, as they repeat this pattern every weekend and no observer has yet had the resilience to follow one for the entire journey. The CRAN are known to fanatical about sports that they have very little understanding and even less experience with. It is ill advised to confront a CRAN about their ignorance as they are known to get aggressive and charge their confronter. This is very dangerous as the CRAN hides two pronged horns at the top of their head, under their hair. A CRAN can be identified as about to charge when they drop their head and blow steam out their nostrils.


Songs about Crans:

songsShe Moved Thro' The Fair/ Ann Cran Ull by Rory Gallagher from the Album Wheels Within Wheels

songsAyons du cran "Le Coffre-fort vivant" (H. Wernert - J. Sautreuil) by Roger Bourdin from the Album Le meilleur de 20 opérettes par leurs créateurs

songsBran A la Cran by Ensamble Continuo from the Album Laberinto en la Guitarra

songsBran a la cran by Los Otros from the Album Aguirre

songsBran A la cran (arr. for Jarocho ensemble) by Ensemble Continuo from the Album Mexico Ensemble Continuo: Labyrinth in the Guitar

songsCanarios a la cran by Los Otros from the Album Aguirre

songsCran by Various artists from the Album Square Matrix 002 - Limited Edition Bonus Disc


Books about Crans:

booksHouses for All Regions: CRAN Residential Collection by American Institute of Architects (Sep 30, 2014)

booksCrans-Montana: Switzerland by Farrol Kahn (Oct 16, 2014)

booksHouses for All Regions II: CRAN Residential Collection by Sabita Naheswaran (Jan 31, 2015)

booksCran D Arret (Folio) (French Edition) by Emmanu Bernheim (Jun 1, 1994)

booksCran: Webster's Timeline History, 1503 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Jun 11, 2010)

booksCrans: Webster's Facts and Phrases by Icon Group International (May 5, 2009)

booksCran-Gervier : un pari urbain gagné : 25 ans de projet urbain continu, création et réalisation d'un centre-ville...


Movies about Crans:

moviesA cran -

moviesLarry Crowne Tom Hanks; Julia Roberts; Bryan Crans Unrated -


Wiki information Crans:

Ski Area, Location

Crans-Montana is a ski resort in southwestern Switzerland, in the heart of the Swiss Alps in the canton of Valais. It is located on a plateau above Sierre at an elevation of about 1,500 m above sea level, allowing good view over the Valais Alps and...

Crans, Ain
City/Town/Village, Location, Dated location, Statistical region

Crans is a commune in the Ain department in eastern France.