Definition funny of Conductor:

urban1. A person who waves his arm infront of a bunch of musicians. Normally, a conductor thinks the musicians that he is conducting is actully watching him. But, in reality, more then half of the times, they are just wondering off or too busy sight reading their music. 2. A guy who has actully been through a LOAD of boring music theory class. Where he learned weird stuff such as what is a V7/V chord and how it will be resolved to a I chord in another key. Normally is WAY more knowledgeable then any other person that he is leading

urban1. Conductor: "You guys need to WATCH ME!" Violin player: "Okay..." Trombone player: "I can't see you" Tuba player: "ZZZzzz... ZZZzzz... HUH?" Flute player: "...... *fidgets flute, look at stand*" Trumpet player: "ummm... say what?" Precussion player: "Blah, my tempo marking is better then yours" 2. Conductor #1: Did you notice? There is a phrasing from measure 4 to measure 26 and then the key changes to the realtive minor, and the mode is a phyrgian mode! Conductor #2: Yeah! Then on measure 28, there is a V7/V chord, it is held until measure 31 then its finally resloved into a 1 chord in the key of F Conductor #1: Totally! And they should play softer during this pianissssssssimo pessage... and WAY LOUDER during this Fortissssssssimo pessage *Both conductor laughs evily as other musicians stares at him wondring what the hell did they just say*

urbanA homosexual male. Called a conductor because they drive their "trains" through other men's "tunnels". can also be used to express aggravation towards someone.

urbanHe totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time. or Dude, Dont be such a fucking conductor.

urbanA woman musician who works very hard with an musical ensemble to be recognize by the media.

urbanJill is a conductor who likes when the local press acknowledges her hard work with the symphony.

urbanWhilst a female is involved in the "joyride" of the male genitalia in upright form, the male party proceeds to extend his arm and clutch a braid of females hair, pulling down as to emulate the "honking" of a train's horn.


Songs about Conductor:

songsThe Conductor by AFI from the Album Burials [+digital booklet]

songsThe Conductor Wore Black by Rank And File from the Album The Slash Years

songsConductor by We Were Promised Jetpacks from the Album These Four Walls

songsConductor by Arctic Isles from the Album Conductor

songsEl Conductor by Lisandro Meza from the Album Con Mucho Sabor...!

songsThe Conductor by The Faint from the Album Danse Macabre

songsHold That Train Conductor by Byther Smith from the Album Hold That Train


Books about Conductor:

booksThe Conductor by Laetitia Devernay (Sep 28, 2011)

booksThe Conductor by SARAH QUIGLEY (2012)

booksEl Conductor (Spanish Edition) by Jose Miguel Cansado (Jan 16, 2014)

booksThe Conductor As Leader: Principles of Leadership Applied to Life on the Podium/G7071 by Ramona M. Wis (Jun 30, 2007)

booksThe Conductor by Sarah Quigley (Jan 1, 2013)

booksA Conductor's Interpretive Analysis of Masterworks for Band by Frederick Fennell (Feb 1, 2008)

booksConductors, Semiconductors, Superconductors: An Introduction to Solid State Physics (Undergraduate Lecture Notes... by Rudolf P. Huebener (Nov 14, 2014)


Movies about Conductor:

moviesConductor 1492 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Starring: Johnny Hines, Doris May, Dan Mason, et al. Directed by: Frank Griffin and Charles Hines

moviesFujimi Orchestra: Cold Front Conductor 2014 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 24 mins Starring: ShotaTakasaki, YusukeArai, SayuriIwata and AkihiroHayashi Directed by: Satoshi Kaneda

moviesClassical Archive Collectors Edition, Vol. 4 - Conductors 2014 NR - Runtime: 14 hrs 28 mins Starring: Gennadi Roshdestvensky, Yevgeny Mravinsky, et al. Directed by: Dennis Marks

moviesThe Art of Conducting - Legendary Conductors of a Golden Era 2002 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins Starring: Sergiu Celibidache and Wilhelm Furtwangler

moviesPuccini - Turandot / Conductor: Donald Runnicles, Starring: E. Marton & M. Sylvester - San Francisco Opera, Stage... 2001 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 3 mins Starring: Eva Marton, Michael Sylvester, et al. Directed by: Brian Large

moviesW. A. Mozart: Piano Concerto No. 21 in C Major, K. 467 (Giorgi Latsabidze, piano; David L. Wen, Conductor) 2011 NR - Runtime: 33 mins Directed by: David L. Wen

moviesConductor 1492 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 21 mins Starring: Johnny Hines, Doris May, Dan Mason, et al. Directed by: Charles Hines


Wiki information Conductor:

Profession, Theater Production Staff Role, Film job, Type/domain equivalent topic, Field of study

Conducting is the art of directing a musical performance by way of visible gestures. The primary duties of the conductor are to unify performers, set the tempo, execute clear preparations and beats, and to listen critically and shape the sound of the...

Train Conductor
Profession, Fictional job title, Character Occupation, Literature Subject

A conductor is a railway train crew member responsible for operational and safety duties that do not involve actual operation of the train. The conductor title is most common in North American railway operations, but the role is common worldwide...


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