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Definition funny of Concerts:

urbana musical show, with people playing music

urbani went to a green day concert

urban1. An event in which people with similar taste in music congregate to listen to said music in live performance 2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.

urban1. I'm going to see the concert at carnegie hall. 2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.

urbanA show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.

urbanPromoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash? Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.

urbanAn event most people attend not to listen to a band play, but use as an excuse to get shit faced, yell, act like a total asshole, and the most famous reason," Get away from it all." (Because remember you can never be happy in everyday life) The music is usually way too fucking loud and hurts your ears and you'll end up getting blinded by fucking spinning lights on stage as you stand because the people in front of you are too stupid to sit the fuck down and watch. Do you stand at sporting events or when a comedian performs? Should you decide to buy a hoodie or t-shirt your wallet will more than likely be raped, if it hasn't already by the fucking insane food prices at the venue or the ticket cost itself. At the end of the night, the worst driving society has to offer is brought together and displayed in the parking lot/garage. Try not to give into the ever growing impulses of road rage as asshole after asshole keeps honking their horn to play in unison with other assholes who think it's cool to honk their horn as you sit stuck in traffic, not going anywhere, and there's not an exit anywhere in site. If bands REALLY, "Love all their fans so much" as the lead singer of every act on stage will tell you at least 18 times through out their set, they wouldn't let you go through this stupid fucking fail in human existence. Just stay home and listen to the CD!

songs

Songs about Concerts:

songsTheme From Superman (Concert Version) by Superman I Soundtrack from the Album Superman The Movie Soundtrack

songsI Want You to Want Me (Live At Budokan: The Complete Concert) by Cheap Trick from the Album Authorized Greatest Hits

songsGravity (Live In Concert) by John Mayer Trio from the Album TRY!

songsConcert Pitch by Empire Of The Sun from the Album Ice On The Dune

songsDirty Laundry (Live Millennium Concert Version) by Eagles from the Album Selected Works (1972-1999)

songsGoodbye Horses (Live From Walt Disney Concert Hall) by The Airborne Toxic Event from the Album All I Ever Wanted: The Airborne Toxic Event - Live From Walt Disney Concert Hall Featuring The Calder Quartet

songsDaughters (Live In Concert) by John Mayer Trio from the Album The Collection

books

Books about Concerts:

booksThe Concert by Ismail Kadare (Feb 5, 1998)

booksIn Concert: Reading and Writing by Kathleen T. McWhorter (Aug 20, 2012)

booksConcert and Contest Collection for Eb Alto Saxophone: Solo Part (Rubank Educational Library) by Hal Leonard Corp. (Apr 1, 1989)

booksConcert and Contest Collection - C Flute: Piano Accompaniment (Rubank Educational Library) by Hal Leonard Corp. (Mar 1, 1989)

booksConcert and Contest Collection for Eb Alto Saxophone: Piano Accompaniment by Hal Leonard Corp. (Apr 1, 1989)

booksConcert and Contest Collection for Bb Cornet/Trumpet/Baritone T.C.: Solo Part (Rubank Educational Library) by H. Voxman (Mar 1, 1989)

booksConcert and Contest Collection for Bb Bass Clarinet: Solo Part (Rubank Educational Library) by Hal Leonard Corp. (Apr 1, 1989)

movies

Movies about Concerts:

moviesRussell Peters - Two Concerts... One Ticket 2006 NR CC - Runtime: 47 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesThe Beach Boys: Live In Concert [HD] 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 9 mins Starring: The Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, et al. Directed by: Joe Thomas and Marc Bennett

moviesO'Jays - Live In Concert 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 9 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesIron Butterfly - Concert and Documentary: Europe 1997 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 4 mins Starring: Iron Butterfly Directed by: CLA

moviesCulture Club - 20th Anniversary Concert: Live at the Royal Albert Hall 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Boy George, Mikey Craig, Roy Hay, et al. Directed by: Brian Wakerley

moviesThe Icebreakers - In Concert: Ohne Filter 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 56 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesLiving Colour - The Paris Concert 2008 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 48 mins Directed by: Unavailable

wiki

Wiki information Concerts:

The Proms
Music Festival, Recurring event, Literature Subject

The Proms, more formally known as The BBC Proms, or The Henry Wood Promenade Concerts presented by the BBC, is an eight-week summer season of daily orchestral classical music concerts and other events held annually, predominantly in the Royal Albert...

Concert
TV Genre, Theater Genre, Media genre, Film subject, Literature Subject, Type/domain equivalent topic, Film genre

A concert is a live performance of music before an audience. The performance may be by a single musician, sometimes then called a recital, or by a musical ensemble, such as an orchestra, a choir, or a musical band. Concerts are held in a wide variety...