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Numerology information Cogswell:
Name Number: 6 Meaning: Home, Family, Love, Balance, Harmony, Help, Warmth, Social justice
Definition funny of Cogswell:
Cogswell is a proper noun that describes a man with these exact characteristics: 1. A pseudo alpha male. 2. A male centered chauvinist of highest rapport. 3. Must be a two faced, backstabbing, double-crossing “friend” who will shake one’s hand on Monday and cut it off on Tuesday. Then on Wednesday, shake the other hand in reconciliation while secretly cutting off the “friend’s” schlong with a dull knife. 4. Must be able to seduce young and vulnerable Christian women at least 5 years younger than him that have recently experienced new found freedom and don’t know any better. 5. This young woman must be a recent ex of the aforementioned “friend”. 6. Must be overconfident, unwarrantedly or impertinently bold, and overtly zealous in all areas in life, while contrarily lacking any sense of reason, analytical thought, and plainly, mere intellect. 7. Must be able to callously break the heart of his long term romantic partner by leaving her as well as concurrently seducing the aforementioned young and vulnerable Christian woman. 8. Must lack any sense of clothing or hair style. 9. Must be able to consciously flirt with anything and everything that has two breasts and a vagina while harmoniously philandering the aforementioned romantic partner. 10. Lastly, must attempt to cover up his diminutive schlort by continually “proving” himself to other men through words, not actions. This should typically backfire, proving how pint-sized his schlort actually is.
Friend 1: “Dude, you’re being a supreme douchebag, almost a fricken Cogswell.” Friend 2: “Are you serious? There’s no way man! I mean, I know I’m a douche, but seriously! It would be next to impossible to meet all of the Cogswellian requirements.” Friend 1: “Yeah, you’re right. It definitely takes a special breed of person to get that low.” Friend 2: “Promise me one thing bro. If I ever even get close to becoming a Cogswell, I want you to personally kick my ass.” Friend 1: “Will do.”
Songs about Cogswell:
Alligator Swing (feat. Kat Cogswell, Nicholas Moore, Ray Wood, Mark Ivester & Cary Black) by Sally Jo and the Gators from the Album Alligator Swing
And If Only (feat. Kat Cogswell, Nicholas Moore, Ray Wood, Mark Ivester, Cary Black & Vann Cantin) by Sally Jo and the Gators from the Album Alligator Swing
Black Lake Lagoon (feat. Kat Cogswell) by Sally Jo and the Gators from the Album Alligator Dreams
Captain Cogswell by Adam Chetwood from the Album Adam Chetwood
Come Into My Dream (feat. Kat Cogswell) by Sally Jo and the Gators from the Album Alligator Dreams
Confetti (feat. Kat Cogswell) by Sally Jo and the Gators from the Album Alligator Dreams
Flying High (feat. Kat Cogswell, Nicholas Moore, Ray Wood, David Lange, Mark Ivester, Cary Black & Vann Cantin... by Sally Jo and the Gators from the Album Alligator Swing
Books about Cogswell:
The First Theodore R. Cogswell Megapack: 16 Classic Science Fiction Stories by Theodore R. Cogswell (Jul 17, 2014)
The Cogswells in America by E O. 1832-1902 Jameson (Aug 17, 2011)
Cogswell and Harrison: Two Centuries of Gunmaking by Graham Cooley and John Newton (Feb 17, 2001)
My Heart Glow: Alice Cogswell, Thomas Gallaudet, and the Birth of American Sign Language by Emily Arnold McCully (Jul 15, 2008)
Alice Cogswell Bemis A Sketch by a Friend by Anonymous (Mar 24, 2011)
Cogswell: Webster's Timeline History, 1755 - 2007 by Philip M. Parker (Jun 3, 2008)
Cogswell bets on tide turning in Newark.(Arthur Cogswell Architect): An article from: Real Estate Weekly by Daniel Geiger (Feb 27, 2007)
Wiki information Cogswell:
Cogswell is a city in Sargent County, North Dakota, United States. The population was 99 at the 2010 census. Cogswell was founded in 1890.
Cogswell Polytechnical College is a private for-profit college located in Sunnyvale, California. It holds accreditation through the Western Association of Schools and Colleges. Cogswell had a small student body of 315 full-time and 148 part-time...