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Definition funny of Clute:
a less formal and more acceptable way of saying the word "cunt"
Stop being such a clute!
1.) The action of blowing on the clitoris to tickle it by whistling.
"While I was trying to clute her, I startled her, she farted, and said, 'I'm sorry.. That tickled the shit out of me.'"
A small Texas town located in Brazoria County between Lake Jackson & Freeport. Clute girls arent as pretty as LJ girls but arent as ugly as Freeport girls. Dont be a fool wrap your tool because it seems Clute girls are extremely fertile. This is proven by the 90% of Clute girls under the age of 18 that have at least 1 child. The other 10% are trying or are too ugly to be having sex. Clute is home to many skeezas & grenades but the worst of them are the guys. Everyone sleeps with everyone & knows who slept with who. Clute guys usually play beerpong on the weekends and all proclaim to be unbeatable & drink more then their fellow "niggas". These men also proclaim to have huge dongs which unfortunately for the ladies isn't true. But if you are a Clute woman reading this you probably already know this because you have probably slept with almost every Clute male & most likely whoever you haven't slept with your friends have. Clute men spend most of their time playing COD or fixing up their trucks (that arent even fast except for 1 & dont look good except for maybe 5) with either their parents money or the money they making working at the local H-E-B or the plant. !!Fun Fact!! 75% of Mexicans in Clute either have been or are currently employed at H-E-B!!! Apparently the only requirement to getting a job at H-E-B is being 5'6 or shorter (preferably shorter & super dark). Another Fun Fact! 98.9% of the men that live in Clute have or will work in the plant for the rest of their lives.
Clute Guy 1- What are you doing Friday?? Clute Guy 2- Taking my ride to the Track. Clute Guy 1- That piece of shit!?!?! Clute Guy 2- I just installed a new cam last night its going to run like a champ! Lake Jackson Guy- So i'm gonna beat you by 3 car lengths not 4 Ex 2 Pregnant Clute Girl 1- I can't believe he cheated on me with that stuck up Lake Jackson Slut. Clute Girl 2- At least he didn't cheat on you with a Freeport skank, thats how i got herpes.
A flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. Has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (Colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).
Songs about Clute:
Clute, Texas by The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns from the Album Texas City & Town Song Fun, Tx
Books about Clute:
Clute's actual measurement system and key to scientific dress making .. by J. Redfield. Clute [from old catalog] (Dec 31, 1891)
Clute finds mission in cross-border, foreign trade. (Sault Ste Marie).(Doug Clute): An article from: Northern... by Ian Ross (Jul 31, 2005)
TURK MURPHY: MUSIC FOR WISE GUYS AND BOOSTERS, CARD SHARPS & CRAP SHOOTERS - vinyl lp. 'TURK' MURPHY--TROMBINE... by TURK MURPHY (1960)
The Fern Allies of North America North of Mexico: With More Than One Hundred and Fifty Illustrations by Ida Martin... by Willard Nelson Clute (Aug 10, 2009)
(Reprint) 1979 Yearbook: Brazoswood High School, Clute, Texas by Brazoswood High School 1979 Yearbook Staff (May 1, 1979)
Polder: A Festschrift for John Clute and Judith Clute (Old Earth Books Series on Contemporary Science Fiction... by Farah Mendlesohn (May 1, 2006)
Biography - Clute, John (1940-): An article from: Contemporary Authors by Gale Reference Team (Dec 16, 2007)
Wiki information Clute:
Clute is a city in Brazoria County, Texas within the Houston–Sugar Land–Baytown metropolitan area. As of the 2010 U.S. Census, the city population was 11,211. The city gained some fame with the discovery of a fossilized mammoth named Asiel. There is...
John Frederick Clute is a Canadian-born author and critic specializing in science fiction and fantasy literature who has lived in both England and the United States since 1969. He has been described as "an integral part of science fiction's history"...