Definition funny of Cloot:

urbanA Scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing. Where I grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth. It is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional Scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.

urbanHere lad, how did ye get so manky! I telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye

urbanWhat you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

urban"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!" "Eew, Cloots!"

urbanA rag used to wipe your arse. While it may appear to be a slightly distasteful but necessary choice to make in a desperate situation, cloots in fact are regularly the preferred method of wiping in Nort-Eastern Scotland due to the relative inexpense versus toilet paper. In posher households each family member will have their own cloot instead of the more traditional communal version. The word cloot itself is simply a varient of cloth.

urbanLike any boy fae Aberdeen, Bertie's Maw had taught him from an early age the importance of carrying his own cloot at all times.

urbanVisible camel toe


Songs about Cloot:

songsMrs. A. Mcglashan/Splendid Isolation/Grethy Cloots by Night Watch from the Album Splendid Isolation


Books about Cloot:

booksAnacharsis Cloots der Redner des Menschengeschlechts: ein Beitrag zur Geschichte der Deutschen in der französischen... by Selma Stern (Jan 1, 1914)

booksLost Karin a Mystery ( Karin Cloots Millionaire father send her to Scotland ) by pictorial endpapers, Illustrated Nora S. Unwin, tiny light pencil mrkout inner flap DJ, Former owner Name pencil Elisabeth Kyle (1948)

booksAnacharsis Cloots: L'orateur Du Genre Humain, Volume 2 (French Edition) by Georges Avenel (Aug 31, 2012)

booksAnacharsis Cloots, l'orateur du genre humain Volume 2 (French Edition) by G d' vicomte Avenel (Aug 31, 2012)

booksAnacharsis Cloots, L'orateur Du Genre Humain (French Edition) by Georges Avenel (Aug 31, 2012)

booksAnacharsis Cloots, Volume 1 (French Edition) by Georges Avenel (Sep 21, 2012)

booksAnacharsis Cloots, l'orateur du genre humain (French Edition) by Georges Avenel (Jan 1, 1865)


Wiki information Cloot:

Scottish Dish, Food, Dish

A clootie, diminutive of Scots cloot, is a strip or piece of cloth, a rag or item of clothing; it can also refer to fabric used in the patching of clothes or the making of proddy rugs.

Anacharsis Cloots
Politician, Noble person, Author, Person, Deceased Person

Jean-Baptiste du Val-de-Grâce, baron de Cloots, better known as Anacharsis Cloots, was a Prussian nobleman who was a significant figure in the French Revolution. He was nicknamed "orator of mankind", "citoyen de l’humanité" and "a personal enemy of...