Definition funny of Claunch:
The tight, unrelenting grip of the vagina around a male partners member or any inserted object.
I hope she was on the pill! She had me in such a massive claunch I could not pull out in time.
To violently jerk off and "launch" a load after doing a bunch of coke. A portmanteau for "coke launch".
Whisper it to yourself. "Claaaauuunnnnch" The poor guy was a degenerate. A depressed and high strung individual and addicted to porn, he regularly sniffs coke and locks himself in his room and masturbates. Claunching hard.
To fuck dirty hoes hardcore
He claunched the shit outta that hoe.
Books about Claunch:
Claunch Cafe and Family Cookbook, 2001 by David Claunch (2001)
[ [ [ The Nanny Murder Case [ THE NANNY MURDER CASE ] By Claunch, Jim ( Author )Mar-08-2004 Paperback by Jim Claunch (Mar 8, 2004)
Aaron's ancestry: Claunch, Littleton, and connections by Brian Joe Lobley Berry (2000)
The Claunch files by Alta Hillman Claunch (1997)
Bury me at Dixville: A genealogical research of the descendants of I-Armstead Patterson, II-John Divine, III-William... by Jack Dalton Bailey (1999)
Descendants of Thomas Wesley Claunch and Velna Swazy Bond Claunch, with an account of some of their ancestors by Arlene Van Duyne Clyde (1990)
Our Claunch ancestors by Gladys Robbins Guins ; Wrenn (1997)
Wiki information Claunch:
Claunch is an unincorporated community in Socorro County, New Mexico, United States. Claunch is located on New Mexico State Road 55 in far eastern Socorro County. Claunch has a post office with ZIP code 87011. The community was named for the Claunch...
Quinton M. Claunch is an American musician, songwriter, record producer and record label owner, who was responsible with others for setting up Hi Records in the 1950s and Goldwax Records in the 1960s.