Definition funny of Chertoff:

urbann. the horribly inept puppet-ass of a homeland security director for the U.S. This guy is so clueless, that he went to Atlanta to talk about bird flu, while thousands suffered in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina. On his watch, he let New Orleans rot as death and decay swept in, for a FULL 36 hours. Then, finally, after his nice trip, he gave the authority to horse-fucker Brownie to mobilize the necessary federal agencies, and provide aid to the storm ravaged region. v. to completely ignore the task at hand, to stand idly by while thousands of people die as a result of one's ineptitudes.

urbanChertoff was questioned by a congressional committee which pointed out that CHERTOFF was officially responsible to authorize the mobilization of federal agencies in the aftermath of Katrina. Chertoff, a.k.a. Jerkoff, did not have anything to say to the fact that he did nothing after knowing of the floods for 36 hours. Chertoff is a fucking puppet who is solely responsible for the death of at least hundreds. If there is a hell, he will burn in it. Don't blame Horsefucker Brownie, it is Chertoff who has the blook on his hands


Books about Chertoff:

booksChertoff: Webster's Timeline History, 1953 - 2007 by Icon Group International (May 27, 2010)

booksHomeland Security: Assessing the First Five Years by Chertoff, Michael [2009] (0100)

booksA better nomination.(Editoria... Chertoff has mixed record on civil liberties)(Editorial): An article from... (Aug 1, 2005)

booksBorder protection: smart fence, not stupid fence, says Chertoff.(Michael Chertoff): An article from: National... by Stew Magnuson (Mar 8, 2006)

booksCalled to account: Homeland Secretary Michael Chertoff, the nation's top risk manager, looks back on mistakes... by Cyril Tuohy (May 10, 2006)

booksCommunication interoperability not yet achieved, says Chertoff.(SECURITY BEAT)(Michael Chertoff, former Homeland... by Unavailable (Feb 22, 2010)

booksBefore, after, during: Michael Chertoff's post-Katrina arguments.(Report): An article from: Argumentation and... by Doyle Srader (Mar 14, 2011)


Movies about Chertoff:

moviesCharlie Rose with Michael Chertoff & Richard Ben-Veniste; Paul Rudnick & Patrick Stewart; Anthony DeCurtis 2006 -

moviesCharlie Rose with Michael Chertoff, Jacob Weisberg, Mandy Grunwald & Evan Thomas; John Schlesinger 2006 -

moviesCharlie Rose with Michael Chertoff & Richard Ben-Veniste; Tim Russert & Cokie Roberts; Cynthia McFadden; Peter... 2006 -


Wiki information Chertoff:

Michael Chertoff
Politician, Person

Michael Chertoff was the second United States Secretary of Homeland Security under President George W. Bush and co-author of the USA PATRIOT Act. He previously served as a judge on the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, as a...

Rick Chertoff
Composer, Record Producer, Person, Award Nominee

Richard E. "Rick" Chertoff is a five-time Grammy-nominated producer responsible for such hits as Joan Osborne’s "One of Us", Cyndi Lauper’s "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" and "Time After Time" and Sophie B. Hawkins’ "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover."...