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Definition funny of Carstairs:

urbanA hick town 40 minutes outside of Calgary. Its famous for its drug deals in the co op parking lot and the many female tricycles willing to do what ever when ever just so you will take a ride. Underage? That's ok there are many prostitots hanging out at the grave yard smoking pot. It is recommended that you dive around this town instead of through it.. its rancid smell of cow shit mixed with the fishy whore smell, should not be inhaled. But if you really want to get laid, this would be the perfect town to visit. Just don’t forget to be treated for crabs and the clap after you leave.

urbanNot sure what to do tonight? Go to carstairs! Underage? Thats ok! There a party at the graveyard!

urbanA tiny hick town being over run by wiggers from the city who are on a mission to beat up any one who has not yet conformed to crotch grabbing and listing to rap music in the parking lot.

urbanCarstairs was a town that used to be full of males wearing ball hugging jeans and cowboy hats until it was abuducted by males in baggy pants and bandanas.

songs

Songs about Carstairs:

songsCarstairs by Patrick and Beth Collins from the Album Songs from Serendip

songsCarstairs by Foil from the Album Spread It All Around

songsCarstairs 76. [Explicit] by Bakers Dozen from the Album Nightmares in Red, White & Blue [Explicit]

songsCarstairs [Explicit] by The Frozen Ocean from the Album Snoises [Explicit]

songsCommissioner Carstairs (Drops a Bombshell) by Bob & Ray from the Album Classic Bob & Ray Vol. 3 Disc 1

songsMary Backstayge, Noble Wife (Bob Talks About Their Parody of the McCarthy Hearings; Commissioner Carstairs Fulminates... by Bob Elliot and Ray Goulding from the Album Very Best of Bob and Ray, Vol. 2 (Soap Operas)

songsMary Backstayge, Noble Wife (Commissioner Carstairs Drops a Bombshell) by Bob Elliot and Ray Goulding from the Album Very Best of Bob and Ray, Vol. 2 (Soap Operas)

books

Books about Carstairs:

booksDoan & Carstairs Mysteries, Book One: Holocaust House (The delightful mystery classic!) by Norbert Davis (Jan 14, 2010)

booksDoan & Carstairs Mysteries, Book Two: The Mouse in the Mountain (The delightful mystery classic!) by Norbert Davis (Jan 14, 2010)

booksThe Doan & Carstairs Novels by Norbert Davis (Apr 2, 2013)

booksDoan & Carstairs Mysteries, Book Three: Sally's in the Alley (The delightful mystery classic!) by Norbert Davis (Jan 14, 2010)

booksDoan & Carstairs Mysteries, Book Four: Oh, Murderer Mine (The delightful mystery classic!) by Norbert Davis (Jan 14, 2010)

booksMurder on the First Day of Christmas (Chloe Carstairs Mysteries) (Volume 1) by Billie Thomas (Jan 17, 2013)

booksThe Queen of Whale Cay: The Eccentric Story of "Joe" Carstairs, Fastest Woman on Water by Kate Summerscale (May 22, 2012)

wiki

Wiki information Carstairs:

Carstairs
City/Town/Village, Location, Statistical region, Dated location

Carstairs is a town in central Alberta, Canada. It is located on Highway 2A, 241 kilometres south of the provincial capital, Edmonton, and 48 kilometres north of Calgary, the nearest major city. The closest neighbouring communities are the towns of...

Joe Carstairs
Woman, Deceased Person, Person

Marion Barbara 'Joe' Carstairs was a wealthy British power boat racer known for her speed and her eccentric lifestyle.