Definition funny of Buzzards:

urbanbuhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL. a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds. Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons. Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles. Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches. The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic. The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.

urban"That buzzard stole my carburetor." "That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza." "You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!" "You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"

urbanA person who hangs out and smokes all your weed

urbanHey go get your own weed you dame buzzard

urbanReferring to a hopeless situation. Such as when a buzzard appears when something is dying.

urban"We are behind by 25 points in the fourth quarter...This game is buzzards"

urbanAny object, visual, sensual or stimulating of any other sense that holds the characteristics appertaining of Buzzardace. A disgusting object or situation.


Songs about Buzzards:

songsKentucky Turkey Buzzard by Burl Ives from the Album A Little Bitty Tear the Nashville Years, Vol. 3

songsBeady Eyed Buzzard by Perry Como from the Album Seattle

songsLovesong Of The Buzzard by Iron & Wine from the Album The Shepherd's Dog

songsThe Buzzards Of Bourbon Street by Gaelic Storm from the Album Cabbage

songsThe Buzzard Was Their Friend by Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks from the Album The Blue Thumb Years 1971-1973

songsThe Buzzards Won't Cry by William Elliott Whitmore from the Album Ashes to Dust

songsThe Buzzard by Old Blind Dogs from the Album Tall Tails


Books about Buzzards:

booksThe Buzzard: Inside the Glory Days of Wmms and Cleveland Rock Radio--a Memoir by Tom Feran and John Gorman (Sep 21, 2007)

booksBuzzards and Butterflies: Human Remains Detection Dogs by J. C. Judah (Apr 13, 2008)

booksThe Buzzards Are Circling, But God's Not Finished With Me Yet by Stan Toler and Debra White Smith (Nov 12, 2002)

booksBuzzard Bait by Jory Sherman (Jul 31, 2013)

booksThe Buzzard Table (A Deborah Knott Mystery Book 18) by Margaret Maron (Nov 20, 2012)

booksCivil War Experiences, 1862-1865 Chickamauga, Mission Ridge, Buzzard Roost, Resaca, Rome, New Hope Church, Kenesaw... by Edward Mott Robbins (Feb 14, 2012)

booksBuzzard by Tom P. Myers (Jan 13, 2009)


Movies about Buzzards:

moviesAcid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011) 2012 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 35 mins Starring: Vivita as Acid Head, et al. Directed by: Tony 'Tex' Watt

moviesBeaky Buzzard and Friends - Animated 1990 - Directed by: Cartoon Favorites

moviesAcid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter 2011 - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Vivita as Acid Head/Pheromone Labonza, et al. Directed by: Tony 'Tex' Watt

moviesTex Avery's Screwball Classics 4 1950 NR - Starring: Paul Frees and Dave O'Brien

moviesOld Buzzard Goes Flying Video -

moviesBuzzard - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Directed by: Christopher Cain

moviesCharlie and the Talking Buzzard -


Wiki information Buzzards:

Buzzards Bay
US Census Designated Place, HUD Foreclosure Area, Dated location, Statistical region, Location, HUD County Place

Buzzards Bay is a census-designated place in the town of Bourne in Barnstable County, Massachusetts. The population was 3,859 at the 2010 census. It is the most populous of the five CDPs in Bourne.

Buzzards Bay
Body Of Water, Geographical Feature, Location

Buzzards Bay is a bay of the Atlantic Ocean adjacent to the U.S. state of Massachusetts. It is approximately 28 miles long by 8 miles wide. It is a popular destination for fishing, boating, and tourism. Since 1914, Buzzards Bay has been connected to...


Facebook pages same name Buzzards:

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