Definition funny of Bogans:

urbanA fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby. Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans). The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females. Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate. Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously. Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.

urbanChris Franklin, Eric Bana as "Poita" on Fast Forward, most of Campbelltown.

urbanIn Tasmania, Australia there are 2 breeds of bogans, theres the typical male "aussie" style bogan: who wears "wife basher" shirts (singlet tops) with many torn holes, tight stone wash jeans or some other pants, usually either wearing one or tied around the waist or slung over there shoulder a flanelette (flannie) shirt or holden/ford tops, and a pair of old blundstone boots (blunnies) and usually drives and old Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon. And swear the faces off, usually every second word is f**k. And are commonly seen with a can of VB in there hand. Then theres the 2nd type usually teens who are seen decked out in dada, wutang, fox racing, eminem plastic crap, and the baggy wutang, fubu, emineme brand etc jeans and usually topped off with a cap of some kind, thinking that they're so damn cool but they're not. The female version is jeans that are so tight like you would not believe, have their hair pulled back and slicked down with a whole tub of gel except for 2 front bits which are pulled out and are the same length as the rest of their hair (commonly called "bogan bits") and wear dada, wutang, fubu, fox racing etc, jumpers 10 times too big for them and wear whole stick of eye liner on each eye and way too much foundation and are seen pushing prams around followed by a colony of young children (all to differnt fathers)

urbanMy god there is so many bogans around Hobart! It's like Bogan Central or something! or Nah, not going there to many scary bogans around!

urbanAn Australia who usually goes by the name of Gaz, Darryn, Bazza or something similar, with a keen eye for holdens, fords and pannel vans. They are usually found sporting a fannellette shirt, tight, black ripped jeans, moccissons or ugh boots and AC/DC merchandise. The drink VB and are fans of rock music which may be heard blasting out their car windows as they "cruise" around the neighbour hood late at night.

urban"Oi Shiela" "Wadda ya want Baz?" "Get us a packet of smokes and a nuva VB from the fridge luv."

urbanLets get this straight, Bogans are Australia wide they are in every nook and cranny, and we love them because we can take the piss. Sure the women bogan has 6 kids to 6 different fathers, loves her alcohol and ciggies, has a different fashion sense, swears like a trooper, and is a general embarassment at the supermarket but at least we can look on and have bit of a laugh. As for the bloke well he loves his VB, ciggies/dope, flannie, mullet, beanie, holden or ford top, holden or ford car, has an excellent grasp on the english vocabluary, and has possible missing teeth, but who is going to look at him sideways when he's at the pub or he wants that car spot you want? They are a national treasure and we should be proud, for our taxes pay for their everything.


Songs about Bogans:

songsBogan Protein by Opiuo from the Album Boganus Proteinius EP

songsMarch,Strathspey & Reel: Colin Thomson - Bogan Lochan - John McKechnie. by Simon Fraser University Pipe Band from the Album 1991 World Pipe Band Championships

songsNobody Likes A Bogan by Area-7 from the Album Say It To My Face

songs80's Boy (The Bogan Song) by Reason for Pain from the Album 80's Boy

songsThe Balmoral Highlanders / Bogan Lochan / Pretty Marion by Simon Fraser University Pipe Band from the Album 2013 World Pipe Band Championships Part 1

songsBogan by Thundabox from the Album Brown Trout Aquarium [Explicit]

songsBogan by Noon from the Album Noon


Books about Bogans:

booksStar Wars: Dawn of the Jedi Volume 2 Prisoner of Bogan by John Ostrander and Various (Aug 6, 2013)

booksCatalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan Was Her Name (2004 publication) by Ted Arnold (2004)

booksLouise Bogan: A Portrait by Elizabeth Frank (Feb 12, 1985)

booksStar Wars Dawn of the Jedi Prisoner of Bogan #3 by John Ostrander and Jan Duursema (2013)

booksThe Bogan Swamp Murders by Fred Thornton (Dec 12, 2013)

booksJourney Around My Room: The Autobiography of Louise Bogan by Louise Bogan and Ruth Limmer (Nov 17, 1980)

booksPoets Prose: Selected Writings Of Louise Bogan by Louise Bogan and Mary Kinzie (Jun 4, 2005)


Wiki information Bogans:

Keith Bogans
Basketball Shooting guard, Basketball Player, Athlete, Person, Measured person

Keith Ramon Bogans is an American professional basketball player who last played for the Boston Celtics of the National Basketball Association.

Things Bogans Like

Things Bogans Like is a blog created in October 2009. The blog focuses on the "new bogan", derived from a slang term in Australia and New Zealand for someone lacking refinement or class. The "new bogan" is seen to be more affluent and aspirational...