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Definition funny of Bloomsburg:
A college town with a drinking problem. Alcohol, parties, and cows is wha tyou will find here. A good education for those of you who need one. Kind of like Penn State, except totally different.
"Yo, lets go to Berrigans...Bloomsrbug Style" - Bloom Student
Well the name of the town is Bloomsburg its in Pennsylvania (the only town in PA by the way) but I am referring to the university that occupies the town. This is a single college man's best wet dream, a daughter's fathers nightmare, and a binge drinking college students haven. The parties are everflowing as well as the beer, the drugz are readily available, as well as the very attractive women. People come from all over the country but most are from PA and dirty Jerz. You can graduate in 4 if your bad ass enough but most take 5, 6, or 7 yrs. Some dont make it all but thats ok because for those who didnt make the grade they had more fun then most. A day at Bloom goes as follows: wake up, go to the Union or Commons for lunch, smoke pot during the day, maybe hit up a class or two, hit the gym, start pregaming around 7ish,(Keystone is a big hit), play some beer pong, flirt w as many hotties as you can, hit a frat or a sorority, (drinking whatever you can the whole time), midnight hit Hess's and get totally bombed, pick up a hot babe, go to Sals for some pizza, have a one night stand, and do it all over again. God I love college.
Carmdog: What do you wanna do tonight? Mike: Get drunk and get laid? Carmdog: Sounds good, baseball house is throwing down and there will be some hotties running around. Mike: Cool, Crows throwing a midnighter and so are the Spreaders. Carmdog: Right on, Well lets order some beer and get this party started. Mike: A-Boys coming to Bloomsburg tonight! Carmen: Fuck ya.
Town of drinking and slumbers. Home of the B-Unit. (B-Unit.net) The birthplace of the godfather. (6 man beer bong)
Tom Cser, Brett Zieber, Timmy Flip
A small town in PA where the majority of people who live there are incredibly white. It’s a relatively safe town, no real street crime. The police officers here get so bored it wouldn’t surprise me if they tazer themselves for fun. The only action they ever get is probably around Spring Break (or a Block Party) when the Bloomsburg University students (consisting of: frat boys, sluts, wangsters from Jersey, lesbians, one black guy, punks, Otaku, people who only came for the college party experience, and stoners) come out from their ramen and pot filled dorm rooms to grill and get totally sloshed on the streets. Teens from the high school and middle school some times attend these parties to participate in the underage drinking. This is where the police get to entertain themselves. After these spring break bashes it’s almost impossible to go anywhere with out finding a massive amount of red plastic cups or beer cans on some one’s lawn. Same goes for vomit. Bloomsburg is mostly seen as an ignorant Redneck town, which isn’t completely true. Yes there is a good sized group of trailer trash, teen girls who get knocked up in the ninth grade and homophobic racists, but there is also you’re pretentious yuppies who sit around in Restaurant 211 drinking coffee and talking about politics they really know nothing about. This group ranges from age 12-45. We also can not forget the Bloomsburg Middle School students. They count as their own group entirely. This generation seems to be more open minded towards everything sex, race, religion, ect, ect. Bisexual seems to be the new “in” thing for them considering the boys can’t spend a whole day without groping or hugging each other in the halls. The teachers here range from Kickass to Fucktard nothing else really needs to be said about them. High School students are the same as they are in every town, either on drugs or the pill. Same stereotypes: Goths, punks, jocks, skanks, preps, EMO, Otaku, wangsters and drug dealers. Also every year we have a kickass fair with the same belated old shit. All in all Bloomsburg is a fucking great place to live. Until you turn 21 and realize it really isn’t and move as far away as you can.
Songs about Bloomsburg:
Bloomsburg Fair by Sloppy Secondz from the Album Bloomsburg Fair
Books about Bloomsburg:
Selected Material from Inquiry into Life (Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania) by Sylvia S Mader (2011)
A Walking Tour of Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania (Look Up, America!) by Doug Gelbert (Aug 31, 2009)
Selected Material from Biology (For Bloomsburg University Biology Non Majors 50.102) by Sylvia S Mader (2010)
Statistics, Data Analysis, & Decision Modeling (Custom Edition for Bloomsburg University) by James R Evans (2009)
How Bloomsburg University achieved campus-wide video capture: the right video technology can create a searchable... by Sean Brown (May 9, 2014)
Teaching Math in Early Childhood Education, Custom Edition for Bloomsburg University (62.340) (Pearson Custom... by John A. Van de Walle, Karen S. Karp and Jennifer M. Bay-Williams (2011)
Experience History: Bloomsburg University Edition (Bloomsburg University: 1877 to Present) by James West Davidson (2011)
Wiki information Bloomsburg:
Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania, commonly referred to as Bloomsburg, BU or Bloom, is a comprehensive public university located in Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, United States. It is one of the 14 state universities of the Pennsylvania State System...
Bloomsburg is a town in Columbia County, Pennsylvania, United States, located 40 miles southwest of Wilkes Barre along the Susquehanna River. With a population of 15,127 as of 2011, it is the county seat of Columbia County and the only incorporated...