urban

Definition funny of Bloomfield:

urbanBloomfield:the act of blowing a load with furious force into a girl's bush and then scraping the load, such as tilling a field, with your teeth out of her bush.

urbanI gave Jim and Joe's Mom a Bloomfield

urbanTown in northern New Jersey, neighboring Newark, bisected by the Garden State Parkway, containing Exits 148, 149, 150 and 151. Has all the benefits of a small town and all the benefits of a city, and few of the drawbacks of either. Feels like about four small towns strung together, which would be the neighborhoods of Brookdale, North Broad, Downtown and Watsessing. Notable for large Irish and Italian communities, and for stores and restaurants that have been run by individual families for generations. Citizens have the legal right to punch you in the nose if you call their town a "suburb." (Not really, but they should!) In this town, they don't have pasta salad and therapists, they have pasta and bartenders. Municipal Building known for magnificent Christmas lights display. Grove Street is the "other end" of the Newark City Subway system. Bus and train lines make it a convenient bedroom community for commuters to New York City. Bus lines also provide easy access to Newark, and the Willowbrook and Garden State Plaza malls. Arch-rival is neighboring Montclair, which can't decide whether it wants to be upscale or ghetto fabulous. Also bordered by Nutley and Glen Ridge (both think of themselves as the former but really aren't), Belleville (not classy enough to be the latter), Clifton (Routes 3 and 46 going through it kind of makes up its mind for it) and East Orange (if you're not from there, do yourself a favor and don't go). The most popular sports team among Bloomfielders is the New York Giants, followed by the Yankees, the New Jersey Devils, and, due to the Catholic influence, Seton Hall University basketball. In comparison, the Jets, Mets, Rangers and Rutgers are far behind in Bloomfield support. Contrary to the Jersey stereotype, most Bloomfielders are willing to admit that the Eighties are over, guidos and ginkers are way out of style, big hair is no longer necessary for either gender, and hair metal sucked, except for Jersey natives Bon Jovi. Well, nobody's perfect, not even Bloomfielders. Bloomfield is home to Holsten's, a fine old-fashioned ice cream parlor that stood in as a diner for the closing scene of the final episode of the TV show "The Sopranos." Any actual mob connections to the town appear to be strictly anecdotal, but just to advise youse, ya never know.

urban"What the hell are ya wearin'? A tracksuit? Where do ya think ya are, Belleville? Come on! This is Bloomfield! Have some class, will ya?" "You're yellin' at me about class? Where do you think you're from, Montclair?" "Hey, hey, pal, that's enough, you don't have to get nasty here!"

songs

Songs about Bloomfield:

songsDream (feat. Sara Bloomfield) by Blue Stone & Sara Bloomfield from the Album Phoenix EP

songsI Can't Make You Love Me (feat. Mai Bloomfield) by Sam Harris from the Album Suitcase of Memories

songsBlues for Michael Bloomfield by The Mannish Boys from the Album Wrapped Up and Ready

songsFairy Star (feat. Sara Bloomfield) by Blue Stone & Sara Bloomfield from the Album Phoenix EP

songsMike Bloomfield's Introduction Of Johnny Winter (Live) by Mike Bloomfield from the Album True to the Blues: The Johnny Winter Story

songsMike Bloomfield's Introduction of Johnny Winter (Live) by Mike Bloomfield from the Album Fillmore East: The Lost Concert Tapes 12/13/68

songsBloomfield Ave. by Catch 22 from the Album Alone In a Crowd

books

Books about Bloomfield:

booksMichael Bloomfield - Legendary Licks: An Inside Look at the Guitar Style of Michael Bloomfield (Book/CD) (Guitar... by Dave Celentano and Michael Bloomfield (Feb 1, 2014)

booksStill: Oceanscapes by Debra Bloomfield by Debra Bloomfield and Terry Tempest Williams (Jul 1, 2008)

booksHow to Survive the Loss of a Love by Peter McWilliams, Harold H. Bloomfield, Melba Colgrove published by Mary... (0001)

booksLast Chance for Justice: A Bloomfield Novel by Kathi Macias (May 1, 2013)

booksListening to Our Grandmothers' Stories: The Bloomfield Academy for Chickasaw Females, 1852-1949 (North American... by Amanda J. Cobb-Greetham (Jan 1, 2007)

booksThe Tennessee, Green, and Lower Ohio Rivers Expeditions of Clarence Bloomfield Moore (Classics Southeast Archaeology... by Clarence Bloomfield Moore and Richard Polhemus (May 1, 2002)

booksThe East Florida Expeditions of Clarence Bloomfield Moore (Classics Southeast Archaeology) by Clarence Bloomfield Moore and Dr. Jeffrey M. Mitchem (Apr 27, 1999)

movies

Movies about Bloomfield:

moviesThe Mind of a Chef: April Bloomfield 2013 NR - Runtime: 4 hrs

moviesOnce in a Lifetime - Live At the Bloomfield Stadium 2014 - Starring: Eyal Golan, Sarit Hadad and Nikos Vertis

moviesThe Hero 1986 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins Starring: Morrie Alexander, Mosko Alkalai, et al. Directed by: Richard Harris

moviesThe Complete Self-Defense Kit DVD Training Materials, Self Defense Made Simple, By Thomas Bloomfield 2012 -

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