Definition funny of Bidet:

urbanA Polish drinking fountain.

urbanI apologize to Poland for that.

urbanAn automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

urban"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

urbaninstrument resembeling a miniture bath or large urinal, used to cleanse excrement from ones filthy posterior

urbanthis is a job for a bidet

urbanPerhaps the greatest invention ever, this nifty device allows you to wash your ass after usage of the toilet. It's a common fixture in European countries(and I wish in the US) . Basicially, it works by you sitting on the top after doing your business, followed by turning on the water flow and washing, and afterwards, pat your clean behind dry with some TP. No muss, no fuss.


Songs about Bidet:

songsBababi Bidet Depato (Ovvero : come ti faccio ricrescere i capelli) [Explicit] by Rocco n' Rollo from the Album Bababi Bidet Depato (Ovvero : come ti faccio ricrescere i capelli) [Explicit]

songsBack in the Bidet by Brooke Sofferman from the Album Fine Whines

songsBidet (Original Mix) by Dope Kids from the Album Bumping EP

songsBidet (The Oxygen Junkies Remix) by Dope Kids from the Album Bumping EP

songsBidet Bureaucratin's Eurolooney Bungle by Paul F. Cowlan from the Album Walking To The Moon

songsBidet Jumping by Takashi OKAMOTO(12sound) from the Album Goodia ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK

songsBidet metallico by Vincenzo Misale from the Album Last minute


Books about Bidet:

booksBidets: Webster's Timeline History, 1710 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Jul 8, 2009)

booksA Slunge in the Bidet: ...and other stories from the world of pipe bands by Barham Brummage, Fiona Morris and Islay Spalding (Mar 5, 2014)

booksPiranhas in the Bidet: A Snappy Guide to Better Partnerships with Your Customers, Your People and Yourself! by Phil Jesson (Aug 28, 2014)

booksBidet 1 [video] is (1998) ISBN: 4889916008 [Japanese Import] by unknown (0010)

booksBIDETS FOR THE WORLD:: History, Types, Advantages, Technology, and Choosing a Sanitary Water Wash Bidet for Yourself... by Mel Moench (Feb 13, 2014)

booksBidet Theory and Maintenance by LV YI HENG (1991)

booksThe World Market for Porcelain or China Varieties of Sinks, Wash Basins and Pedestals, Baths, Bidets, Water Closet... by Philip M. Parker (Sep 28, 2006)


Wiki information Bidet:


A bidet is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus. Bidet is a French loanword.

Bidet shower

A bidet shower, bidet spray, bidet sprayer or health faucet is a hand-held triggered nozzle, similar to that on a sink sprayer, that delivers a spray of water to assist in cleansing the user's anus and genitals after defecation and urination. It is...


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