Definition funny of Bastings:

urbanto hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street

urbanhey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU

urbanWhen a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.

urbanYo, me and mike are spit roasting this chick, Chris u wanna do the basting?

urbanTo sit around stewing in one's sweat and body odor after a workout. This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation. Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.

urbanLisa: Dude, you fuckin reak man, go take a shower! John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!

urbanTo penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.


Songs about Bastings:

songsBasting The Bird by Greg Abate from the Album Bop City - Live At Birdland

songsBasting the Joint by Hazardous Funk from the Album Chasing Oblivion

songsBasting the Joint (Reprise) by Hazardous Funk from the Album Chasing Oblivion


Books about Bastings:

booksBack-Basting Appliqué, Step by Step: By Hand or Machine by Barbara J. Eikmeier (Jun 4, 2013)

booksThe Everything Sewing Book: From Threading the Needle to Basting the Hem, All You Need to Alter and Create Beautiful... by Sandra Detrixhe (Jun 4, 2004)

booksThe Impostor: The PG sequel to the X-rated original (The Adventures of Dirk Bastings Book 2) by Dirk Bastings (Apr 29, 2014)

booksSeason and Spice and Everything Nice! The Ultimate Dry Rub, Paste & Basting Cookbook by Kitchen Advance (2013)

booksBasting: Webster's Quotations, Facts and Phrases by Icon Group (Dec 19, 2008)

booksHow to Become a Basting Puller by Sam Enrico (Aug 10, 2014)

booksBasting yarn - Lectionary (2012) ISBN: 4864381151 [Japanese Import] (0010)


Movies about Bastings:

moviesBasting and Quilting in an Old Fashioned Frame 2007 -


Wiki information Bastings:

Horace Bastings
Man, Person, Deceased Person

Horace Bastings was a 19th-century Member of Parliament from the Southland Region of New Zealand. He represented the Waikaia electorate from 1876 to 1879, when he retired; and from 1880 to 1881, when he was defeated for Dunedin Central.


Facebook pages same name Bastings:

Raven Bast, Awesomeness (comic/writer) - Comedian Bast - Artist Luis Fabiano - The Bast - Athlete Bram Bast - Athlete Photographie Roland Bast Photography - Artist Bäst NY - Artist Bast Ink - Artist Bast-Art 23 - Artist BASTAnimotion - Artist Polite BastART - Artist