Definition funny of Barrister:

urbanIn Ireland and Britain, the legal system has two "Lawyers" per se. One, a solicitor, gets work from a client etc... and if it is required to go to court, he would find two Barristers (One Senior Counsel and one Junior Counsel - but sometimes only one is needed if the case is small, then it is only a Junior Counsel, but could be a Senior, but that rarely happens). The Barrister is the one who goes into court. He speaks, the solicitor also goes into court, but NEVER speaks. If he has to inform the Barrister of something, he would write it down on a piece of paper, and slide it accross, or whisper. In Ireland, there are two places in the Four Courts that only Barristers may go: The Law Library, and the Barristers Restaurant. Now I always wonder, why would anyone want to become a solicitor if they cannot enter those two places... Barristers are not allowed to advertise. And a lot of the time cases are settled before they enter court. Solicitors usually earn more money, but it is more likely for a Barrister to "rise up the ranks" to judge etc...

urban"So, what's your job?" "Solicitor" "Hate that... I'm a Barrister, I can enter the Law Library and a special restaurant!" "Do you want work, or not?" "I suppose so..."

urbanThe act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then throwing a book at her head.

urbanShe gave me her heart, and I gave her a Barrister!

urbana person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.

urbanOverheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC. "If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc. you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.

urbanA pretentious-sounding, but meaningless word that illiterate ijits, who want you to think they are from some African nation, impress themselves by claiming that's what they are. The word barrister becomes meaningless when used by people writing emails from email domains from anywhere except Nigeria, but claiming to be from Nigeria.


Songs about Barrister:

songsBarrister Pardon by Prince Buster from the Album Prince Buster - Fabulous Greatest Hits [Diamond Range]

songsThe Luerking Barrister by Minus 5 from the Album Killingsworth

songsPrelude: Barrister Blues Bar & Grill by Bob Noone from the Album Wingtips Optional

songsThe Barrister's Dream (Renegades Of Jazz Remix) by Bajka from the Album Escape From Wonderland

songsAlchemist and Barrister by William Smith from the Album Looking Forward to Looking Back

songsThe Barrister and the Bargast by Haze from the Album The Last Battle [Explicit]

songsBarrister Banke Durr Desh by Shakuntla Jhadhav Nandesh Upam from the Album Ramabai Bhimrao Ambedkar (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)


Books about Barrister:

booksThe Albert Gate Mystery Being Further Adventures of Reginald Brett, Barrister Detective by Louis Tracy (Mar 24, 2011)

booksBREAKING AND ENTERING: A young barrister, on his wedding night, was in awful fear of being accused of... by Lev Brekhman (Oct 18, 2014)

booksThe Great Defender: The Life and Trials of Edward Marshall Hall KC, England's Greatest Barrister by Edward Marjoribanks and Gary Bell QC (May 7, 2014)

booksIn the Barrister's Bed by Tina Gabrielle (Jul 3, 2012)

booksIn the Barrister's Chambers by Tina Gabrielle (Sep 6, 2011)

booksBeguiling the Barrister (The Forsters Book 2) by Wendy Soliman (Jun 24, 2013)

booksThe Rise of the Barristers: A Social History of the English Bar, 1590-1640 (Oxford Studies in Social History) by Wilfrid R. Prest (Jul 18, 1991)


Movies about Barrister:

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Wiki information Barrister:

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A barrister is a member of one of the two classes of lawyer found in many common law jurisdictions with split legal professions. Barristers specialize in courtroom advocacy, drafting legal pleadings, and giving expert legal opinions. They can be...

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A lawyer, according to Black's Law Dictionary, is "a person learned in the law; as an attorney, counsel or solicitor; a person who is practicing law." Law is the system of rules of conduct established by the sovereign government of a society to...