Numerology information Bandsaw:

numerologyName Number: 1 Meaning: Individual, Masculine, Logic, Self, Active, Leadership, Initiative, Assertive


Definition funny of Bandsaw:

urbanA nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or speaking in tongues (take your pick). The difference of Bandsaw is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some bandsaw includes German as well. This is due to Martin W's German bloodlines and chicken feet. Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve.

urbanBad Example (only works around inebriated participants): Tree Flip Canned Air Wiffle Ball Bat Sam from Cheers. Better Example: Is that snot on your belsmencshlah or did you remove rock salt? * Works great in drive thrus, conversations with teachers, telephone calls, clubs, and castles.

urbanthe act of shitting through a g-string (thong-type underwear) resulting in the production of two hemispheric fecal shafts.

urbanI just laced up my thong and bandsawed the shit out of my shit!

urban1.)Secret language developed in 1990 consisting of total nonsense. Chris and Martin came up with it as a clever way to confuse elderly instructors at RHS. 2.)Game of- The game of bandsaw is to bandsaw (speak nonsense) to someone and the first word out of their mouth must be "what" for you to "win" or "get them"

urban1.) Did gen if was gone tryin and over by the store? 2.) Person Bandsawing: Warlton instie or has you back into that line? Victim: What? Person Bandsawing: DAMN! GOT HIM (HER) DAMN! (while scratching chin as if you are very wise-at this point you can say something like "huh bwah, seems as doh you beez got!".

urbanWhen someone in a thong poops and the thong string cuts the log/turd in half.


Songs about Bandsaw:

songsBandsaw (Version 2) [Power Tool Band Saw Cutter Cut Cutting Piece Pieces of Wood Sawing Machine Noise Clip] [Sound... by Finnolia Sound Effects from the Album Sound Effects Collection 10

songsBandsaw by The Red Rabbit from the Album Ignorance in Action

songsBandsaw by Kostas Maskalides from the Album Bandsaw EP

songsBandsaw (Adam Jay Remix) by Kostas Maskalides from the Album Bandsaw EP

songsBandsaw (Brian Burger Remix) by Kostas Maskalides from the Album Bandsaw EP

songsBandsaw (Forest People Replant) by Kostas Maskalides from the Album Bandsaw EP

songsBandsaw (Hackler & Kuch's Overdrive) by Kostas Maskalides from the Album Bandsaw EP


Books about Bandsaw:

booksThe Bandsaw Book by Lonnie Bird (Oct 1, 1999)

booksCollapsible Basket Patterns: Over 100 Designs for the Bandsaw or Scrollsaw by Karen Longabaugh (Aug 1, 1997)

booksDesigning and Building a Metal Cutting Bandsaw by Vincent R. Gingery and Vincent R. Gingery (Jul 1, 2007)

booksBandsaw Book with Twenty Projects by R.J. DeCristoforo (1989)

booksTaunton's Complete Illustrated Guide to Bandsaws by Taunton Press (Aug 28, 2014)

booksTaunton's Complete Illustrated Guide to Bandsaws (Complete Illustrated Guides (Taunton)) by Roland Johnson (Nov 9, 2010)

booksThe Bandsaw Riots by Arlitia Jones (Oct 4, 2001)


Movies about Bandsaw:

moviesThe Shopclass Series Bandsaw -

moviesMastering your Bandsaw with Mark Duginske -

moviesMastering Your Bandsaw 2003 NR -

moviesMastering Your Bandsaw 2004 NR -

moviesLaguna Tools Informational Videos: Bandsaws, TSS Table Saws, CL1200 Lathe, X31 Combination Machine, NX and NLX... 1999 -


Wiki information Bandsaw:


A bandsaw is a power tool which uses a blade consisting of a continuous band of metal with teeth along one edge to cut various workpieces. The band usually rides on two wheels rotating in the same plane, although some bandsaws may have three or four...

Bandsaw box

Band saw boxes are boxes made out of wood using only a bandsaw for cutting them out. The wood may be a solid block, a laminated block or a log from the woodpile. Whereas most boxes have straight sides and square corners, band saw boxes have virtually...