Definition funny of Baltimore:

urbanBaltimore is the greatest city on earth. Sure its a little dirty, but thats a city for ya. What's there not to love. Going north on 95 at night there isnt a prettier sight. The neon Nati Boh, Domino sugar, and Philip's signs are great. The inner harbor and power plant live. There has to be something great about the city for row houses to sell for upwards of 300,000. And whats not to love about patterson park. And sure theres crime. But it's concentrated. Its not smart to wander onto north ave or greenmont street at night. All i can say is i love baltimore and anyone who bashes Bmore has probably never been here.

urbanB'lieve hon. How bout them O's.

urbanA city (not in Baltimore County, Baltimore City is entirely separate) in central MD.

urbanHome to many crab cakes, the Orioles, the Ravens, Harborplace, and many other nifty things

urbanOne of the best party cities in the world... Well, not if you are: A.) Under 21 and obsessed with letting sweaty yo boys dance all over you; B.)Scared to sit in a cab and have a friendly conversation with your foreign cab driver; or C.)Looking for some sort of "celebrity encounter". I have lived here my whole life, and I can't imagine being anywhere else. I like to sit at Kisling's and drink a beer while watching the O's kick some Yankee ass on TV. I like walking around the Square (Canton) and jumping into a stool at one of the first bars with their windows open. I LOVE sitting in the cheap seats at Camden Yards cheering on the most underrated team in baseball (just because our payroll isn't ridiculous doesn't mean we aren't good). And I can't imagine missing Sunday night karaoke at Fletcher's with all of my friends. Most of these definitions are bashing Baltimore. But if you have lived here, you appreciate all of the little things. So we aren't the safest city... Don't be an idiot and wander into West Baltimore after dark. We might not be the cleanest, but the Inner Harbor collects all of the trash that floats through the freaking bay. But we have history. We are extremely cultured. We are Baltimore, and you aren't going to change that.

urban"How 'bout dem O's, hon?"

urbanThe city in Maryland that's bashed repeatedly on this site by those who have never been there before. One can easily travel through the East Side of Baltimore with no problem at all: black, white, man, woman. What's more, bands frequently play in the neighborhoods that you fear the most, and they manage to lug their instruments back and forth without any mugging/robbing attempts whatsoever. We do have the STDs and weed, though.


Songs about Baltimore:

songsThe Streets of Baltimore by Bobby Bare from the Album 16 Biggest Hits

songsRaining In Baltimore by Counting Crows from the Album August And Everything After

songsI'm a Baltimore Raven by Baltimore Bishop from the Album I'm a Baltimore Raven

songsBaltimore's Fireflies by Woodkid from the Album Iron

songsGood Morning Baltimore by Nikki Blonsky from the Album Hairspray: Soundtrack To The Motion Picture

songsFor Baltimore (Acoustic) by All Time Low from the Album Don't Panic: It's Longer Now!

songsGood Morning Baltimore (In the Style of Hairspray)[Instrumental Only] by ProSource Karaoke from the Album Good Morning Baltimore (In the Style of Hairspray) [Karaoke Version] - Single


Books about Baltimore:

booksThe Baltimore Atrocities by John Dermot Woods (Oct 21, 2014)

booksBaltimore Blues: The First Tess Monaghan Novel by Laura Lippman (Nov 29, 2011)

booksBaltimore Volume 4: Chapel of Bones by Mike Mignola, Christopher Golden, Ben Stenbeck and Dave Stewart (Jun 24, 2014)

booksBaltimore Catechism Two by of (Apr 1, 2010)

booksBaltimore,: Or, The Steadfast Tin Soldier and the Vampire by Mike Mignola and Christopher Golden (Aug 28, 2007)

booksBaltimore Then and Now by Alexander D. Mitchell IV (May 1, 2002)

booksBaltimore Chef's Table: Extraordinary Recipes From Charm City And The Surrounding Counties by Kathy Patterson, Neal Patterson and Kevin Maher (Jun 17, 2014)


Movies about Baltimore:

moviesTracks Ahead: Lionel Trains/ Baltimore Railroad Club/ Cypress Gardens Model Rail 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 26 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesHEROIN KING OF BALTIMORE: THE RISE AND FALL OF MELVIN WILLIAMS 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 56 mins Starring: Melvin Williams Directed by: Derick Thomas

moviesCulinary Travels Baltimore-Old and New 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 27 mins Directed by: Dave Eckert

moviesBaltimore Biker Boys 2014 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 5 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesNFL Super Bowl XLVII Champions: 2012 Baltimore Ravens 2013 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 20 mins Starring: Various Directed by: NFL Films

moviesBaltimore Orioles Legends - Cal Ripken Jr. Collector's Edition 2007 NR - Runtime: 15 hrs 12 mins Starring: Cal Ripken Jr

moviesMLB Vintage World Series Films - Baltimore Orioles 1966, 1970 & 1983 2006 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 56 mins Starring: Jim Palmer, Frank Robinson, et al.


Wiki information Baltimore:

City/Town/Village, HUD County Place, Statistical region, Location, Administrative Division, Governmental Jurisdiction, Organization scope, Dated location, Newspaper circulation area, Place with neighborhoods

Baltimore is the largest city in the State of Maryland, the largest independent city in the United States, and the 26th-most populous city in the country. It is located in the central area of the state along the tidal portion of the Patapsco River,...

Baltimore Orioles
Professional Sports Team, Sports Team, Baseball Team

The Baltimore Orioles are an American professional baseball team based in Baltimore, Maryland, that competes in Major League Baseball. They are a member of the East Division of the American League. One of the AL's eight charter franchises when the...